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• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• They say all you need is love, but chocolate doesn't hurt either.
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Beautiful, but wrong
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• I am wrong
• I am nothing but my sins
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• I am many things, but I am not that strong
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• About all that went wrong
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• all but
• All generalizations are wrong
• I want to marry all of my close friends and live in a big house together by an angry sea
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• I am but higher
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I am a friend of a rape survivor
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• Can we still be friends?
• Fuck them all but the six
• A reddish glow is clearly visisble all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
• I am a mathematician, but I am also an artist
• You are nothing but the sum of your friends
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• All Over but the Shoutin'
• All the Pain Money Can Buy
• What to do if all your friends are losers
• i know you are but what am i
• You can, but you may not
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• All that you can take with you is that which you give away.
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• But can you still cry like a child?
• I want to write love letters to all of my friends
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
• A wink can cover all sorts of things.
• You can run, but you can't hide
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• She is all I am listening to here
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• Can I masturbate too much?
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• I'm All You Can Think About
• Am I reading Vonnegut wrong?
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• One letter can make all the difference
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• Can Am
• I Am America (And So Can You!)
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Technology can help YOU win Friends and Influence People!
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• The kinds of friends I can change my clothes in front of
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• I am but a moth before your flame
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• To All My Friends
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• the water can kill you, but the beer won't
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• All you can eat
• All My Friends Are Superheroes
• I know you are, but what am I?
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• America's social security is anything but secure
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• But Seriously Folks (user)
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• A fact is either true or false but a poem requires considered judgement
• A Confused Profusion of Media and Viewpoints that is Disparaging but Alludes to Sex
• But it isn't
• shes got a great body but..
• Can porn appeal to women?
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• Tobacco smoke can harm your children
• you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Catch Me If You Can
• Menagerie manager
• Alcohol vs. ecstasy
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• we can take them
• I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• A very mean bar trick
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• I can see the evening stars
• How to tell she's good looking
• The day I lost all faith in the American government
• I hold you where no one else can go
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• a grecian urn can hold a lot of puke
• All bets are off
• Change I can believe in
• All Thing
• It's cold in the city. I find my intimacy where I can.
• We've heard it all before
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• Garfield and Friends
• All About My Mother
• One danger of having your friends using Everything
• The Universal Instructor in All Arts and Sciences and Pennsylvania Gazette
• friend of a friend
• All Families Are Psychotic
• Memories of my best friend
• A Man For All Seasons
• We talk of taxes, and I call you friend;
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• Ladies, it's high time you became friends with your clitoris
• You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
• To a Friend Concerning Several Ladies
• All the Diamonds in the World
• My friend, Ron Jeremy
• The flame to end all flames
• Sophie's Imaginary Friends
• Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time
• Letter from a good friend long far-flung
• Looking all over Hell's half acre
• for a friend
• All Things Are Quite Silent
• We're all Borf in the End
• simultaneous orgasms
• all your faults in me
• The horror story to end all horror stories
• What's wrong with being independent
• Say...there's something wrong with your monitor
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• Remembering the wrong things
• All he left her was alone
• Prodescending: Or, what is wrong with the way hippies communicate
• In the event of an emergency, we're all screwed.
• I dedicate all my love to your hot inner lunacy

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