The very talented
, very funny
, and very red-headed
announcer on the Late Show with David Letterman
. Alan has been the voice of the Late Show
since September 5, 1995. His job consists of announcing the guests
at the beginning of each show, introducing David Letterman
, and every now and then, if we're lucky, having a frank discussion with female audience members
regarding "special services" that "Big Red" can provide.
He's also responsible for the hilarious (if repetetive) "Alan Kalter's Campaign Roundup", which was featured on the Late Show nearly every night from November to December of 2000.
Occasionally, he flips out and runs around the theatre yelling like a madman and tearing off his clothes. He's very flabby and pale. Ugh.