Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "After being disturbed in one's dignity by a mandarin's foot it is no unusual occurrence to fall flat on the face in crossing a muddy street"

• Being stoic, Daoist, and at one with the universe is NO FUN
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• The Wild Colonials
• and am happily disturbed by no passions
• A regiment of intellectual ghosts walks the streets of this working class city, casting dignity, reason, and courage into each soul they pass by
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
• No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• no one has a single face. we are multiplicities.
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• No one wants you the way you are
• Pragmatism by William James: Lecture IV: The One and the Many
• The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
• Finally we are no one
• Black street. No Trade. Gypsies!
• At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• on being the only one in a restaurant
• the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
• After the torchlight red on sweaty faces
• New Year's Eve, spent alone in a small, grey apartment, with no one to kiss at midnight
• Where the streets have no name
• the only true religion is the one that lives in the heart of every human being
• Being the last to fall asleep
• The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
• Your face by starlight
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Eight: That No One of Existing Things doth Perish
• No one knows my plan
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• There is likely no one left who remembers
• No one has died
• lying here with no one near
• How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
• After The Fall
• Learning the city by foot
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• Fields of sunshine bloom as the midnight in her dress falls away, replaced by moonlight.
• One if by land, two if by sea
• every secret thing was made by some one
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• Accidental death odds
• How to scream when no one is looking
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• The words no one can find
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• The Operative: No One Lives Forever
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• No one can be totally logical
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• No one's garden
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• I hold you where no one else can go
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• Dry bones can harm no one
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
• on the occasion of the city having fallen to the forces of evil, and there being no hope left among the people
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• Being on the deuce (is no excuse)
• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• watching headlights roll by, maybe you noticed one, swept by a little too slow
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• One child's desperate fight for survival by judy westwater
• By One Minute
• You were the one beam of light in my life; I responded by putting on sunglasses.
• The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• Throw your arms out, fall on your face, and embrace failure
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• Sept. 11 detention justification falls flat
• One Foot in the Grave
• Tchaikovsky Piano Concerto No. 1
• One Must Fall: 2097
• SA-8 Gecko (and getting shot down by one)
• On Running After One's Hat
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• There's no point unless you make one
• If No One Will Love Me
• The ability of planarian worms to run a maze more successfully after being fed the remains of a successful worm
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• There is no "One", either
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• No One Knows Who I Am
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• Will no one help the widow's son?
• It wouldn't sell so well if no one bought it
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• no one listens anymore
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• No one touches me
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• No one is illegal
• They grow up. No one told me.
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
• No one paints landscapes full of tumbleweeds
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• No one can be in two places at once
• One no longer loves one's insight when one communicates it
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• Trust No One
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• the lamplighter climbs one ladder after another
• Being licked to death by kittens
• on being hit by lightning
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
• The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
• On Being the one who goes away
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• Being betrayed by one's own body
• What almost always happens after you fall in love
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• On being left-handed, the ocean, God, and more than one toothbrush
• Pointless Reflections on Being a Terrible Person for No Reason
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
• Bourree from Suite No. 1 for Lute by J. S. Bach
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• One by One
• A Pretty Mess By This One Band
• Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
• One, Two, Three... Infinity
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
• Faust, Part One, as written by Dr. Seuss
• One by one we threw our eyes into the sea
• How Solemn as One by One
• Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
• Faced with adversity, ad execs promote excess by writing riddles while Rome burns
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• Unregulated derivatives are a secret tax imposed by Wall Street on all goods and services
• soft swish of tires on the streets, and my face in the mirror came as a dark surprise
• How to paste one person's face over another
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
• Flat foot
• One Foot in History
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• Jonathan Ticklebutt has one of the universe's most gorgeous faces
• When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
• Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening
• Speciation after the Fall
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• No Other One
• No one seems to listen to what I say
• No one says anything important during the day
• Tom Waits for no one
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• One Foot on a Banana Split
• tag after one like a tantony pig
• Awkward as a silent breakfast after a one night stand

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