Findings:

• sometimes you just want to talk to a stranger
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• i just want to know who i am
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• I just want to be a drummer
• none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
• I Just Want To See The Boy Happy
• Just seeing that he actually exists
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• I just want my secret agent lover man
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• Tomorrow's just an excuse away
• watch; some people just want to burn the world.
• i just want it to unfold
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in her heart.
• A mob is just an army that doesn't know what it wants
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I just want to be friends
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• I just wanted to see it again. Only bigger.
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• That's just crazy talk
• There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I just want to fix all the broken little humans
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• I do not want to talk
• Please, for the love of everything that is holy on this Earth. I just want the cold back.
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• This is the last talk. Do you want to sit together quietly for a while? All right, sirs, sit quietly for a while.
• I want to learn to talk
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Women who want to fuck, just to pay the bills
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• I just wanted to destroy something beautiful
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• I actually, um, created, um, thefez
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• The pickup-lines that actually work
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• Breaking the law without actually breaking the law
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• How many Disney movies are actually original stories?
• It's possible that your religion is actually jealous of God's popularity
• Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
• Love Actually
• A consequence of actually feeling
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• what we call human nature is actually human habit
• How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
• This is what Scientologists actually believe
• My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
• Danger is my middle name. Okay, actually, Daniel is my middle name.
• More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
• No one actually cares.
• BREAKING NEWS: TED CRUZ ACTUALLY HUMAN SKIN FILLED WITH COCKROACHES
• Well, actually
• Where to actually reintroduce wolves
• ah fuck. I need to actually develop a plan
• the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
• excuse
• Excuse me
• Excuse to put cheap mustard on something
• Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
• Excuse me, may I blow your mind?
• Ignorance is no excuse
• Jedi excuse
• SubGenius Divine Excuse
• juggler's excuses
• Stupid White Men and Other Sorry Excuses for the State of the Nation
• Actual excuse notes teachers have received
• Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
• a good excuse (user)
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Being on the deuce (is no excuse)
• Anarchy is a Political System, Not an Excuse to be Angsty and Break Things
• Please Excuse My Brevity and Selfishness
• excuse moi (user)
• Your excuses are feeble and dorky and adorable
• bad excuse (user)
• No Excuses
• i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
• Excuses
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• just kidding
• just friends
• Just
• Just Do It
• It's so crazy it just might work
• Just a Minute
• Just being quiet and close
• Can we all just get along?
• Just say no to TV
• Just another perl hacker
• Just the facts, ma'am
• Just for the hell of it
• To the world you're just one person
• Just Say No
• This is Just to Say
• All in all, you're just another brick in the wall
• 'just woke up' voice
• just a life-support system for a penis
• Did my pussy just run into you?
• Just Say No to Dubs
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• You just cut that guy off
• just a guy (user)
• Comics are not just for children
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• Just Wrong
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• Storing a doubly-linked list using just a single pointer field
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Innocent, just like OJ!
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• when the wind is blowing just right
• Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• A vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• Another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• Another another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• We're all in the dark, just looking for the light
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• Just So Stories
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• Just give him the damned fish
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Vegetarian meals that aren't just brown gack
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• I'm just a bill
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• We're all doing just fine
• Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
• This Song's Just Six Words Long
• it's just one of those nights..
• Be a model or just look like one
• I just bought real estate in your mind
• My Very Energetic Mother Just Sat Upon Nine Pies

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