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• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• Women writers who eroticize gay men for female readers
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• Women athletes shouldn't have to compare themselves to men for acceptance
• Judging women by their books
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• How many men/women masturbate?
• The Marine Corps 3X Fitness Program For Men and Women
• The Three Men Who Performed The Three Unfortunate Assassinations
• wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
• My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• The difference between men and women
• Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
• American politicians who have studied abroad
• Women, men, and the bad scientific study of the week
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus
• Lord, Guard and Guide the Men Who Fly
• The Three Men Who Received The Might Of Adam
• Women are writing what men used to write and men are writing what women used to write
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• Great holes secretly are digged where earth's pores ought to suffice, and things have learnt to walk that ought to crawl.
• Kids who walk in the middle of the road
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
• Are Men and Women Really Equal?
• The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
• Why men like women's breasts
• What Happened to the 56 Men Who Signed the Declaration of Independence
• Men and women are fundamentally different
• The Men Who Stare at Berhardt Goats
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• Men and Women
• Men are 5, Women are 6
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• Forget women - here's what men want
• Men seek effortless sex, women seek the chase
• Sitting in the library, listening to the rain, reading an interesting book and wanting to meet the man who just walked past
• Using a command line
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• Long-haired men and short-haired women
• Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Men Who Dig Up History
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Actors who have played Hitler
• Men vs Women
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Women are turned on verbally, men are turned on visually
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• Men are the great romantics, the dreamers and fools. Women are realists.
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• Know your pets
• Type A blood
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Women who can drop a Llama at 40 paces
• Women you know you should just walk away from
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• those valiant men who saved New Orleans
• Men are stupid, women are evil, food is good
• Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
• The Men Who Murdered Mohammed
• She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• Women who purr
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• Why shouldn't men look at women's breasts?
• Terrible things men say to women they're supposed to love
• The inherent nature of men and women
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Have You Ever Walked?
• Why women like the smell of men
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• I have one whole anus
• We have eleven toes on each hand, and we walk softly
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• The Ones Who Walk Away From Salemo
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• Why Women Are Paid Less Than Men
• for colored girls who have considered suicide/when the rainbow is enuf
• Why women have ridiculous amounts of shoes
• Women Who Run With the Wolves
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• Both Good & Evil in the Hearts of Men and Women
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• The Men Who Stare At Goats
• The Two Men Who Were Enemies
• Six good men who listened
• The Cat Who Walks Through Walls
• Men have feelings too
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• Ways men evaluate women
• Men make more money than women
• Men who purr
• Women, Men, and God in The Book of Genesis
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Who is the third who walks always beside you?
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• It was men who made breasts into a secret.
• This whole business about saying hello and saying goodbye is tiresome.
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Angry Women
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• Greeks like their women armless
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• Women of All Red Nations
• A Vindication of the Rights of Woman: Chapter Ten
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Raining old women and sticks
• I may or may not have been naked
• The Women's Petition Against Coffee
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Canadian Women in WWII
• How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
• Women and the industrial revolution
• You're not alive until you have something to lose
• There are women and tender children where those shells fall, but war is war.
• Cats don't have brakes
• Motherboards need to have a standard labeling scheme
• O Worship the King
• I used to have so many dreams
• Yes, I have a thousand tongues
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• have a penny, leave a penny, need a penny, take a penny
• I have had enough of Survivor
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
• Why casinos have an upper limit on bets
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• This land does not have three hundred taels of silver!
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• the rats have discovered what the third rail is good for
• Cows Have Very Stupid Eyes
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• i have to get out
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I HAVE CANDY GET IN THE VAN
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• little green men
• It's Raining Men
• Why can't men buy tampons?
• Items of clothing men find inexplicably alluring
• Mr. Lincoln addresses the Young Men's Lyceum, January 27, 1838
• Those men were vanishing
• Why do the world's richest men resemble Lex Luthor instead of Batman?
• The Wee Free Men
• Two men in a truck on a rainy day
• We said nay, we are but men
• Men of Good Fortune

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