• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• Matthew 26
• Found Art Log: 9/26/00
• Federalist #26
• Dream Log: January 26, 2002
• Dream Log: January 26, 2003
• October 26, 2005
• February 26, 2007
• July 26, 2009
• April 26, 2011
• Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm Waiting for the Man
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I know more when I'm alone
• I'm letting you go
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• I'm not talking about
• I'm Looking Through You
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I'm afraid of presenting my work
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• You're A Woman, I'm a Machine
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• Numbers 26
• October 26, 2000
• Dream Log: December 26, 2000
• Return of Tarzan Chapter 26
• June 26, 2002
• Dream Log: June 26, 2003
• April 26, 2005
• November 26, 2007
• June 26, 2010
• February 26, 2012
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm never watching the Today Show again
• I'm no Whitman...
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• Though really, I'm waiting for you.
• Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I'm Gay, not dead!
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• I'm envious of caveman courting rituals
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• I'm a slasher... of prices!
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• I'm too old for this shit
• Yeah, I know I'm dead;
• i'm reflected in your failure, i'm refracted in your collapse
• June 26
• 1 Chronicles 26
• Dream Log: August 26, 2000
• Astrophil and Stella: Sonnet 26
• December 26
• Walking Man 26
• February 26 Incident
• March 26, 2006
• September 26, 2008
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• This is what Scientologists actually believe
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm Proud of You
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• Why I'm giving up on boys
• Being a dickhead
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'm on my last go-round
• Sitz im Leben
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• I'm All You Can Think About
• I'm Rose (user)
• Because I'm an adult
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• April 26, 2000
• Tao Te Ching 26
• Emma - Chapter 26
• February 26, 2002
• The 26 Martyrs of Nagasaki
• September 26, 2004
• Dream Log: February 26, 2007
• August 26, 2009
• I'm
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• help im a rock (user)
• I'm never getting drunk again
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• I'm Gonna Watch You Sleep
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• My mom thinks I'm a satanist
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• I'm Nuts
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• October 26, 1999
• June 26, 2000
• Sweet is the rose, but grows upon a briar
• July 26, 2001
• Dream Log: June 26, 2002
• July 26, 2003
• May 26, 2005
• December 26, 2007
• July 26, 2010
• March 26, 2012
• what we call human nature is actually human habit
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm Your Fan
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm a sucker for a good accent
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm stopping trying to impress people
• Stille Im Meine Hamburg
• I'm crying and I can't stop
• Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'm a stranger here myself
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• I'm Just Me (user)
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I'm Really Into Techno
• I'm in one of those moods again
• Stomp my guts out. I'm not using them.
• Jeremiah 26
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• Classical Mythology: Table 26
• November 26, 2001
• October 26, 2002
• February 26, 2004
• April 26, 2006
• October 26, 2008
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• I'm bored
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I'm writing a romance and I'm not ashamed
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm Holding You
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• I'm not really a waitress nail polish
• there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do

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