All you
accountants and
sales managers out there tired of the damn Unix guys getting all the hot babes because of their massive text parsing prowess? Like putting a sport car engine in a mini-bus, its
perl for
windows!
Thanks to ActiveState, there is a Perl interpreter for Micro$soft Windows. It comes with a sexy installer, plugin for IIS, and for the truly bored, a ActiveX scripting engine. All this can be found @ http://www.activestate.com/Products/ActivePerl/index.html
With just 60 megs to install and 25 megs to run, you can set wordpad ablaze with code that looks like snoopy cursing. All you need now is a beard, suspenders, and a bad attitude.