The vogue new brand existence,
our church of least resistance.
Cleave the two tails from the test of your reality.

Accept the null.

Too burdened down with minutiae,
to form hypotheses today.
Even qualitative analysis is overly rigorous now.

Accept the null.

Questions, theories, pondered causes,
once led to deep considered pauses.
Now base supposition leads to enthusiastic conclusions.

Accept the null

Where and why was the right way lost,
with truth appraised as onerous cost?
A demagogue's regurgitations create fact through appeal.

Accept the null.

Sophistry has led us here,
truth assessed by volume of the cheer.
Popularity is an inadequate substitute for validity.

Give me back my H₀.