Findings:

• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• Every Which Way but Loose
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• Which way are you headed?
• If a woman lactates honey, she probably has cooter bees
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• She plugs her tears in the way you'd keep a dam from breaking
• Irony has a way of pulling a chokehold
• A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• The Age in Which We Tried To Find A Better Way to Kill Everybody
• "If it's the only way you took in, it's the saddest entrance of them all "
• Easy way to remember which fork to use
• A cat has many ways to enter
• She Dwelt Among the Untrodden Ways
• She wasn't connected to the earth the way the rest of us are
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• Which way should you move your brush when doing Japanese calligraphy?
• Which way did the bicycle go?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The only thing stopping us is the pressure. If your machine can withstand it, we are already on our way.
• Far and further away. This is the only way I still want you.
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• She Will Have Her Way
• Ads are the only way to make a technology profitable without the power of nudity
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
• The house went one way, I ran another, and I could SWEAR I heard the old bat laughing through the walls
• the way she wears her weary
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• She works in mysterious ways
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• "hunt and peck" isn't the only alternative to your "proper way to type" you elitist prick!
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• Well? Which way to the light?
• The Only Way Is Essex
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• Which Way To Turn
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Not the only way to reach you
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• OCD is the only way to animate
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Achieve riding happiness with $75 and 30 year old motorcycle. Malarkey? Or effective way?
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• Not her voice, but the way her voice changes,
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• There's no "proper" way to cry politely in public
• The Way of a Pilgrim
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• Questions to ask yourself on the way to self-discovery
• What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
• The easiest way to get a job
• The way that light attaches to a girl
• Reflections on Sin, Pain, Hope, and the True Way
• The Sure Fire Way to Win the Lottery
• Too much living is no way to die
• The Way I Feel
• Alcoholic gangsters and the way of the thumb, Japanese style
• Yorkshire Wolds Way
• on crossing the way of negation
• Fucked up ways to die
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• No Woman No Cry
• She has given up on shoes completely.
• There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
• This is the way the world ends
• three way
• One way to skin a cat(fish)
• Different ways of running into things, mostly glass
• The company way of life
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• One way to catch a monkey
• The easiest way to find it is to stop looking
• Our Way
• God works in mysterious ways
• The Pennine Way
• Cannibalism and other fun ways to get rid of Rats
• No Computer Stands in My Way
• Dog poop calendars and indio mandarinquats
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• I like my breasts the way they are
• The space at that moment was a million ways freaky with invisible communication.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
• Proving a function has only one root in a given interval
• Who am I to critique that which she is?
• One Microsoft Way
• Water way
• this way, that way, the other way, and back
• any way, shape or form
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• Lessons learned the hard way
• Being involved in some way with Pauly Shore
• The Way of the World
• Ways to get random numbers
• 10 Ways of dealing with Stepchildren
• Fifteen Elvish ways to die
• Tracers work both ways
• A funny thing happened on the way to Ebay
• simple ways to test your soul
• The Way Is Shut
• The way out club
• I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
• Bene Gesserit Way
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Ways of reading a book
• Way Down on Street Level
• Beautiful, in that way that space and any measure of emptiness is beautiful
• Way To Go Home
• 4 Way Street
• Waiting for the show to be over. In oh-so-many ways.
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• Northern Way (user)
• The clouds were noisy and in the way
• The Parting of the Ways
• the best way to a man's heart is through the ribcage
• There’s nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home
• How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
• Laziness is the way to go
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• Linux is free only if your time has no value
• How to find something which has been lost
• It is the way of my people
• My Way
• Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
• Way Cool
• Baltic Way
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• The Way of Things
• I am an impediment. I am here to get in your way.
• On My Way to Paradise
• Sacred ground a long way from nowhere
• Wearing embarrassing underwear is the best way to get laid
• Procession Way
• Icknield Way
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• The Way we Purr
• Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home.
• drugs are measured in illogical ways
• Disappear in every way
• Sunday brunch lines and other ways to starve
• The train's heart is big and black, but it cries to lonely sky
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• Creative ways of killing people
• Bicyclists who ride the wrong way on a one-way street
• the way we think
• How to Drive: Four Way Stops
• How many geniuses have we lost this way?
• 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
• How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
• Oatmeal porridge, the microwave way
• People For the American Way
• The Waldensian Heretics way of life
• A funny thing happened on my way to the courthouse
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• The 85 ways to tie a tie
• Six Ways (user)
• When first my way to fair I took
• Sometimes it be's that way
• The most satisfactory way to engage in sexual intercourse with the hot trophy wife of your despised employer.

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