Findings:
- I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
- You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
- Corporate Vampires Sink Teeth Into Business World
- Grilling can cause cancer
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
- ApoxyButt's guide to corporate Email answering
- Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
- Playing the guitar can cause RSI
- The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
- lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
- Even the ugliest kangaroo can carry a message of love
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
- the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 20
- How to give customers change
- There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
- An Inquiry into the Nature and Causes of the Wealth of Nations
- Can chemicals cause enlightenment?
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- The hCG Blood Test Can Cause Unnecessary Heartache
- I can often think myself right into the nuthouse
- Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
- They Shall Beat Their Plowshares Into Swords
- I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
- Can You Rip a Memory?
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- I can still see you
- Canned Hamm
- When I think of him now I can smell horses
- canned sunshine
- I Can See for Miles
- Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- Can I Say
- One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- cans (user)
- I can still pretend
- the summer can do little more than feed itself
- can till can't
- u can go suck a fuck (user)
- Because I can!
- Do bad laws cause lack of respect for the law?
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- martyr without a cause
- Corporate ID Cards
- corporate internet
- Ten things I hate about restaurant customers
- Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
- unrestricted Jun 27, 2001 email from sensei (document)
- Even my faults he adores
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- odd or even
- Completely implausible circumstances, even by comic book standards
- You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
- They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
- seal clubbing
- urges to smash people's heads into the concrete
- fading into oblivion
- Thoughts on Jesus Christ's descent into Hell
- A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
- They'll let anyone into Paradise
- Into The Pandemonium
- Screaming into the Eye of the Lens (document)
- alcohol neatly halves my life into you and no you
- Meek and obedient you follow the leader down well trodden corridors into the valley of steel
- The Door Into Shadow abuse
- How to turn a kraken house into a kraken home
- Starting a traffic jam
- Jams (user)
- Skull Kid
- Cleaning skulls
- By their fruits you shall know them
- I will ask them all their dreams
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- These images in their contrivance were the utter epitome of unconscious inertia
- to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
- In their Disneyland are there kids just like this?
- I walk triumphantly through a sea of dead things. I am their master.
- remove their vocal cords, said the king
- trash can
- Archived E2 FAQ: Links (superdoc)
- The X that can be Y is not the true X
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- Kick The Can
- The Pariah Coke Can Theory
- Brother, can you spare a dime?
- Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
- I can photograph you while you sleep
- Never coin a phrase if you can help it
- Church Can Cost You
- Damn, you can see stars
- Can I watch you read?
- This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- Can You Read My Mind
- Kick the Can Crew
- i can tell you the dreaming up north is real and wide
- No one can be in two places at once
- How Proust Can Change Your Life
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- you can close your eyes but not your ears
- we can all just be around other people
- Genuine but Insignificant Cause
- A Cause and Effect Experience
- probable cause
- Corporate Raider
- The Corporate State
- Corporate box
- The customer is always right
- How to be a terrible customer
- Notification of death via email
- Email info acquisition
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- Even death is beautiful
- Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
- Out of the blue and into the black
- Turning moJoe into a jar of lemon-flavored pickles
- how to turn a dorm room into a swimming pool
- Into the Mystic
- Into The Sun
- burning every detail into my fingertips
- Into each life some rain must fall
- Time takes everything, softens it into something beautiful
- I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
- Having someone wrapped around you, looking into your eyes, inches away from your face, smiling the cutest smile in the world and giving you quick little kisses on the nose is the greatest feeling anywhere ever
- Don't ever empty half a bottle of washing up liquid into the cistern of a toilet
- The Right to Write: An Invitation and Initiation into the Writing Life
- how to get into UCLA
- An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician walked into a bar
- It was men who made breasts into a secret.
- Def Jam
- birthday jam
- Skulled shot
- Skull Valley
- Some kiss with their eyes closed
- Cats always land on their feet
- I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
- You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
- They Spent Their Wild Youthful Days in the Glittering World of the Salons
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- Hear blessings dropping their blossoms around you
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- I can eat a bicycle!
- Can I go back to sleep now?
- Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
- BQN: Can you?
- king can
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
- I can't get published, but this crap can
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- If you can catch me, you can keep me
- Beggars CAN be choosers
- It can be cold in the dark
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- Continental Can and BELL
- Only You Can Save Mankind
- Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
- How can I miss you if you won't go away?
- up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- canned hunting
- What a kiss can be
- I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
- We can rebuild him
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