Findings:
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
- Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
- bad girl (user)
- Dr. Curry and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- Very Bad Things
- You know, life isn't so bad
- It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
- Alexander the Great and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good Very Bad Day
- Let us now praise bad girls
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
- I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by bad poetry
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- causing another person bad feelings and seeing the result isn't fun
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- Rejection isn't so bad
- He did very little harm
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- very bad
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
- Good girls who look like bad girls
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- The Story of the Bad Little Boy
- Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- Microsoft hardware isn't so bad
- bad reputation
- The Bad Girl's Guide to Getting What You Want
- You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- Very Bad Santa
- Girl All The Bad Guys Want
- Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
- The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
- He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- Be the baddest bad girl you can be
- Of fish, sin, and bad Spanish
- Why is windows-bashing okay, but Linux-bashing bad?
- Bad fiction has a price
- American Bad Dream
- Bad Girls think about it
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- The bad guy dies by accident
- thirteen is bad luck
- Good Sister, Bad Sister
- I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
- When tofu goes bad (thing) (recording)
- Bad Stranger
- bad gurl (user)
- writing bad
- Bad Brad
- Bad Pig
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- He dreams of smoke
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
- Lipstick prints wiped off on sleeves cut up for rags half a century ago
- Dream a Little Dream (document)
- Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- Tips for geeks trying to pick up girls
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- My Little Pony turns nice girls into porn stars
- Little Drummer Girl
- Some advice on girls by a girl : the simple stuff
- A man is known by the company he keeps.
- daddy's little girl (user)
- With a little girl in a Hollywood bungalow
- You can tell what state a relationship is in by the type of underwear the girl is wearing
- Ken Lay
- great things he has taught us
- Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- Carmel-By-The-Sea, California
- Wired, old school: Information exchange and the explosive popularity of 17th and 18th century coffee houses
- bad cat
- Bad Taste
- Bad Brains
- She walked by his desk and left a nickel
- bad guy
- bad trip
- bad karma
- I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker
- bad luck
- Save a bad trip
- Conker's Bad Fur Day
- It's as easy to write bad poetry as it is to breathe
- 2 Bad Mice
- Love is the source of the best bad metaphors
- Mace Windu is a bad motherfucker
- Bad Dudes
- I have bad taste in music
- Bad Programmers
- No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
- Having A Boyfriend Is Bad For Friendships.
- My new partner has his first tantrum
- Is development in AI bad?
- bad rejection
- Using drugs does not make you a bad person
- The Bad Writing Contest
- bad poet
- Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
- Rape is not as bad as murder
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- Why drugs are bad
- Massive Blocks of Text Are A Bad Thing
- Why napping backstage is a bad idea, a fictional story
- Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
- Bad dope dealer
- Bad Guy (user)
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- Strong Bad
- Good News, Bad News
- Bad Acts and Guilty Minds
- He flops over and bonks his head
- The Bad Seed
- An American in Tours
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- bads (user)
- Bad Santa
- Bad Education
- Class of Nuke 'Em High 3: The Good, the Bad and the Subhumanoid
- Women, men, and the bad scientific study of the week
- Sea captain
- Bon Cop, Bad Cop
- Hurt me, use me, make me write bad checks
- Bad Urach
- I hope that for a few moments he felt a little less alone
- The Bad Plus
- bad vs poor
- so bad it's good
- Make Me Bad
- bad excuse (user)
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
- Captain Video and His Video Rangers
- 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea: 22: The Lightning Bolts of Captain Nemo
- She is the sea. Above her, he is thunder.
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- he had a dream
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
- Dream a Little Dream of Me
- up his own arse
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
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