Findings:
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- Kids from the short bus
- Don't be seduced by the taco bar
- If you loved her, you'd be home by now
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- Can the Koran from Eternity be?
- How to remove "tagging" information from NT-based FTP sites
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- Not to be removed under penalty of law
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
- I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
- Lessons to be learned from Napster
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- Short can be good! (document)
- Deleted scene from the movie "Short Circuit"
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- far be it from me
- You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Removing a foreign object from your eye
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
- The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
- How to unsubscribe someone from a mailing list
- All the things she had at one point wanted to be
- What it's like to be raided by the FBI
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- Rancid Pickle is the standard by which all other noders should be judged
- Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
- How to memorize short lists
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- Please remove your morality from my vagina. Thank you.
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- Bourree from Suite No. 1 for Lute by J. S. Bach
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- Arguments for the perceived impending invasion of Earth by atomic-powered Killbots from Planet X
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- you had water, and something deafening from the air
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- The South had the right to secede from the Union
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation from the Qualities
- Born from a glacier, hatched by a volcano, gone to the sea
- Removing wax from clothing
- Short List
- Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
- having you by the short hairs
- Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
- panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
- How to remove roommates from showers
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- I cannot be touched by any of this madness
- When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- impossible now to discern which had cleaved a heart from the errant which had missed the mark.
- e2link: Create everything2 links from word lists
- And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- Music for a French Elevator and Other Short Format Oddities by The Books
- Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
- What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
- I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
- you had to be there
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- Let's remove some sports from the Olympics
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
- I want to be abducted by aliens
- National Labor Relations Act, Sections 17, 19: Short title and Individuals with religious convictions
- Nothing could be further from the truth
- On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
- Playing hooky from the family
- Japanese Merchants -- A brief survey of commerce from the Heian era to the Twentieth Century
- Two Guys from Andromeda
- The Revenge of the Teenage Vixens from Outer Space
- From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler
- Black riders came from the sea
- I have freed myself from corporate advertising
- Not Without My Anus
- And the power of the Great Peace drove the evil from them
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
- The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
- Words from the anti-Christ
- The Art Of Insulting - Chapter XII- Excerpt from the 1992 World Insulting Championship Final in Brussels (Vassilyevich vs. White)
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- Treasure Trolls
- Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
- The moon is distant from the sea
- Birds are not to be allowed to die here
- His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
- Won't you be my neighbor?
- Warning from Dual Shock instructions on the Sony Playstation
- The world from a Vespa
- Poogy be Pita
- Cleo from 5 to 7
- This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
- A month from a skylark, a half from a finch, a little from a wagtail and not a day from a swallow
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- Who wants to be a high school graduate?
- From The Mars Hotel
- The way the music industry SHOULD be
- Ecstasy and relief from Parkinson's Disease
- Salazar won't be turned to stone
- A note from Hubert Humphrey to Tommy James & the Shondells
- The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
- Gay Niggers from Outer Space
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- Conduct towards the Christians from Nero to Constantine III
- I'll be a monkey's uncle
- Making alcohol from a watermelon
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- Making a smoker from a used oven
- Valentine's Day shouldn't be a chore
- Exiled from the world below
- If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
- The Wheel of Time has collapsed under the weight of its own bloated corpse
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- Staying power like no other memory, aside from love
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- 40 Miles from Denver
- After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
- Shoo Cat, Go down from the Table!
- It's Tough to Be a Bug
- Shortest distance from a point to a plane
- From the Earth to the Moon: 15: The Fete of the Casting
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- Round the Moon: 22: Recovered from the Sea
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
- Notes From The Underground: Underground II
- If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
- Protecting your home from the Germans
- Necronomicon: Of Ye Times And Ye Seasons To Be Observed
- It must be New Years Eve again
- certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
- sami from miami (user)
- Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
- Be there or be square
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- Distilled from Dreams
- Those Who Must Be Kept
- from where you are
- Don't worry, Be Happy!
- Any sufficiently lucky series of coincidences are indistinguishable from miracles
- You've Got to be Brain Damaged
- You are interrogating this text from the wrong perspective
- How to be a lardass
- Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
- How to be a geek
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- long to be thin (user)
- I just had this thought of summer past
- Questions I wouldn't be afraid of
- I Had No Time to Hate, Because
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- The best date I never had
- I'll be you and you'll be me
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- we had to destroy the world in order to save it
- Down By Law
- Are Clones Individuals?
- List
- Determining if a linked list loops using only two pointers
- Death By Chocolate
- Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker edit list
- This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
- IPA/ASCII segment list
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