Findings:

• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Board Up The House
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• Baptist fear of dancing
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• My breasts are lame, they don't even have a built-in minibar
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Why the knobs on your cabinet doors don't line up properly
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Don't give up
• A reason to drink
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• I pick up countries and scatter them down
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Don't stick wasabi up your nose
• Why don't I have votes today?
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• A floor is so you don't fall in the hole your house is in
• what is this i don't even
• Is any man so daring as to dig them up?
• Cats don't have brakes
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Don’t write love letters to women unless you are dating them
• Let them have Festivas
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• Even if You Don't
• I paved paradise, and put up this, like, bigass parking lot
• Don't give up your day job
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.
• What, we don't shoot them now?
• The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
• Don't trust anyone with the sun in their eyes
• Don’t give up the ship!
• No, I don't have channel 11
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• I have lots of gay friends
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Suppose I try to tell you the secrets of this house, and them that live here
• To make up for this, I ate a lot of pastries.
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• Come on up to the House
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• You don't have any real problems
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• Being a dickhead
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• Don't trust anyone too far away to hit
• I woke up this morning with a dog in my house.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Don't ever empty half a bottle of washing up liquid into the cistern of a toilet
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• You don't have to remember my name
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• And I don't even know their names
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Dreaming up the Blue Door House
• I have a punklin and you don't
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• up the hill, houses and the ghosts of two dogs
• Don't wait up for me
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Stoned music memories
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• So you don't have to
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Baptist jokes
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• because I have given up any care
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Robots have a lot of places to hide blood
• I don't have a television set
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• I still don't even know you
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• I have made up a name for my disease
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• You don't leave anyone alone in a monkey knife fight
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• Of diamonds and those that have them
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore

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