• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• I was once young and had a home
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• What was stolen by someone else
• When I was young Time had no wings
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• all i ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• All I wanted was a Pepsi
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• more sure of all I thought was true
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• I got married on E2, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a husband
• All you ever did was let it happen
• I was raised by the French government
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• War is only fun on screen
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• Xanax was, indeed, fun.
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• Wondered what the point of all of that was
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• All he left her was alone
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• It was all whirlwind, heat, and flash
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• It was fall, and fall does strange things to us all
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame...
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• Was (Not Was)
• It was a dark and stormy night
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• Leather-bound organizer
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• When I Was a Boy
• Walther WA 2000
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IX
• The day I found out I was a guy
• You're All I Need to Get By
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• Olympia, Washington
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• Oh. I was wrong. She's the one. Goodbye.
• Tetris was Soviet Communist Propaganda
• I wish I was a fish
• I was the liar; here is the truth
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• It was free, so I took it.
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• and his sweat was as it were great drops of blood falling down to the ground
• I was the shadow of the waxwing slain
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• UK's response to 'Extroadinary Rendition': SIS knew US was torturing suspects.
• i think it was (user)
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• When I was your age
• I was searching glass
• Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
• What was left after the party
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• Was it ever there?
• For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
• Hitler was an artist
• I was a free man once, in Saigon
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• was hael
• Aunt Peg
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• Before you, there was me
• There Was A Friend
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• There was no one waiting for me...
• That week with her was like drinking bubbles
• And as the dreaming was danced, a sound went out
• It was men who made breasts into a secret.
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• Rancid Pickle is the standard by which all other noders should be judged
• Why was Cthulhu blue?
• This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
• If Dr. Seuss Was A Tech Writer
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• Her name was Natalie
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• Pain and beauty, our constant bedfellows. Young as I was, I understood.
• More than he was willing to give
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I was burgled
• was ist das? (user)
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• Johnny was a parachuter
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• Jesus I was evil
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• If I was president
• Was nützt die Liebe in Gedanken
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• man when you are telling me how it was
• Was Gandhi a racist?
• that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself
• Mister Chu was reading on the terrace
• the seven hills of Rome
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up

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