Findings:
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Know your pets
- Kids have no concept of time
- the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
- To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
- To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
- All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- Lefties who have no sense of humour
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
- I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
- Penis size and impregnation
- Heart, have no pity
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- Movies that should have been books first
- Kids who walk in the middle of the road
- That which I should have done I did not do
- Type A blood
- I have no idea!! (user)
- And Death shall have no Dominion
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- I Think I Should Have Loved You
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
- Crazy mixed up kids who stopped living and became zombies
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- I have no hair
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- should have been an artist not a software engineer
- We Have Always Been The Party Of No
- computers have no feelings
- My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
- Front porch, what should have been said
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
- Our calendars have no meaning
- How to wean kids from TV
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- American politicians who have studied abroad
- Stoned music memories
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
- Woman's Gotta Have It
- 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
- no women no kids (user)
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- for colored girls who have considered suicide/when the rainbow is enuf
- But alas, I have no badger to offer you
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- I have no browser and I must node!
- Professors who have contempt for their students
- For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
- The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
- Balloons whose strings have slipped from unclutched hands
- No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Where the streets have no name
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- You have no power over me
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- I have freed myself from corporate advertising
- They have no bones.
- Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- What the 2000 Presidential election has taught kids
- You have no socially redeeming value
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- I have this problem with saying "no" to people
- You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
- No, but I'll have a beer
- To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- Atheists have no support group
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- Actors who have played Hitler
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- Hey kids - No hope in dope!
- Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
- I have no faith in your God
- Why have there been no great women artists?
- Could have beens, should have beens
- I have no scars. I have never loved.
- Dodo the kid from Outer Space
- I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
- I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
- Have you no sense of decency, sir?
- Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
- I should have danced with you
- Morals Have No Science
- Great tricks to play on the new kid on the job
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- I have no memory of my Mother
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- A List of Boys' Clothes I Have Stolen/Taken
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
- At Sea The Gods Have No Names
- For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
- I have no complaint
- Yes! We have no bananas!
- consoles should have trackballs
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- Tools everyone should have
- No, I don't have channel 11
- Why should the Devil have all the good music
- Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- Theaters should not have exit signs
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- the dreams that should have died
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
- Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- Californians have no soul
- Computers have no sense of time
- A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
- Words Have No Meaning
- Using a command line
- Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- Kids from the short bus
- Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
- Supposing that I should have the courage
- Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
- Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
- Where the water for the flood could have come from
- What I have learned from being fired
- I did not have sexual relations with that woman
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
- Final moments lost to what should have been
- Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
- Fish have no concept of fire
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- If you liked it you should have put a Ching on it
- candy kid
- nice kid (user)
- Powerpuff is not a kid's show
- The Star-Spangled Kid
- Fisherman Jim's Kids
- Third Culture Kid
- two kids (user)
- I Kid You Not (category)
- The Wheel of Time has collapsed under the weight of its own bloated corpse
- Staying power like no other memory, aside from love
- No One Knows Who I Am
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
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