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• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• I did not miss what my body did not remember, until it was reminded
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Creative Nomad Jukebox Zen
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• There was a young lady of Riga
• Who Will Be There
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• There was no one waiting for me...
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• There was a time when I was a better person
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• There was a time before
• Before you, there was me
• A knock there was upon the door
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• There is none like unto Him
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• How to stay awake at work
• Those also serve who stay behind and fill in the Gaps
• Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• Of the Birth of Volsung, the Son of Rerir, who was the Son of Sigi
• It was men who made breasts into a secret.
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• A man who is about to become a wizard is a great source of trouble
• Your husband was a great man
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Your angel stayed long after everything else was gone
• One hour there was sunlight
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• The Great One Who Makes The Grass Green
• all i ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• To Him Who Waits
• I married him because he was not mean
• With him it was always like
• No shit, there I was
• There Was No Leak
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• It was the tree that gave him away.
• Where's the kaboom?
• There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• I saw what you did there
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• There was a moment of drunken silence
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• Everything Hitler did was legal
• All you ever did was let it happen
• Who is Killing The Great Chefs of Europe?
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• There Was a Child Went Forth
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• I was there
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• There's a girl in New York City who calls herself the human trampoline
• He who has ears, let him hear
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• Who's There?
• Was it ever there?
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• Somewhere there is one who remembers.
• Unfortunately, there was no applause
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• The Man who Stayed to Tend the House
• let the memories be good for those who stay
• and there was this girl
• The Man Who Was (user)
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• The Man Who Was Thursday
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• There Was A Friend
• To Anthea, who may command him Anything
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• Who works in the Capital Building?
• There once was a chicken named Alice
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• I did not need it. I was strong. I was steady. I knew what I was doing.
• Who Was the Wine Girl?
• There is not a fine line between love and hate. There is, in fact, a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every twenty feet between love and hate
• I was Chris to him
• Holy Christ, Batman! They've nailed him up there!
• There was an old lady
• There were many who went in huddled procession
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• The moon slides down the stair, to see who's there
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• the garden did not start out as metaphor, it started out as paradise
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Everything Stalin did was legal
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Was There a Time
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• There was a rose that faded young
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• There was a man with tongue of wood
• The Man Who Wasn't There
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is doing time
• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• there is a dead woman who lives beside us
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• There's no room in my life for anyone to stay
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• There was a land where lived no violets
• There was a man and a woman
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
• There Was a Man of Double Deed
• The boy who did not understand the language of the birds
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• There was once a Man
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• Daddy, what did you do in the Great War?
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• There is likely no one left who remembers
• Who Goes There?
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• being a kid was great
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: The sights there shown him
• There Once Was a Farmer
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• and his sweat was as it were great drops of blood falling down to the ground
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• Those who come to scoff often stay to pray
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.

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