• lies the cheesemonger told me
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Lies my physicists told me
• boss i wish you had told me
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• call me a poet
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Lies My Teacher Told Me
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• What the dust told me
• She told me to say that
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• If you told me this never happened
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• They grow up. No one told me.
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• The benefits of famous people marrying me
• Tell him, she told me
• What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• What the scroll in the cave told me
• Fuckin' Jesus told me to betray the conspiracy
• Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• The stone that told me
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• Away to me
• Saint of Me
• Look with me at the stars
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• My cat is ding dong ditching me
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• You have no power over me
• Fill for me a brimming bowl
• You kissed me on the mouth; I felt your lips on mine for months afterward
• Singing softly to me
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Punish me with kisses
• You Bring Life to Me
• It does not sing for me
• There is a panther stalks me down
• another me (user)
• All around me
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• Dance Me to the End of Love
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• for me to smell a garden without trying
• Let me not to the marriage of true minds /Admit impediments
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• who me (user)
• Lie to Me
• Read Me (collaboration)
• Somehow Love Discovered Me
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• Alone For Me
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death
• The Poet's Doom
• The Poet and His Song
• why don't poets kill each other anymore?
• Voyeuristic Poet (user)
• I told you the stars hated you
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• Ugly Girlfriend + Wingman
• ugly as sin
• Booze, cigarettes and vagina
• Famous Famiglia Pizzeria
• Famous People Encountered: Timothy Leary
• 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
• Me! (user)
• Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians
• what my parents taught me
• Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
• Don't quote me on that
• get off me
• Women want me when I'm taken
• where does that leave me?
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: You, Me, We
• Send me a check for eleven cents
• Indemnify and Save Me Harmless!!!
• Call me a berry-picking, pony-touching star-marveler
• Infamy, infamy they've all got it in for me!
• Can You Fill Me In?
• hold me tighter
• Veruca Salt inspired me to yell at my housemates
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• Tell me about your faith
• A scent that threatened to disperse me in particles of hope
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Mr. T and Me
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• They Don't Want Me
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days.
• Don't wait up for me
• Love me the way that I love you
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
• Listen to me!
• Not Youth Pertains to Me
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• My rubber ducky is stalking me
• PINCH ~Love Me Deeper~
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• Join me
• So much it scares me
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• let me love you (user)
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• She was watching me and I didn't know it.
• Kiss me once and never again
• Dream a Little Dream of Me
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• College sucked for me too
• Greyhound, carry me home
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• unfinished (like me)
• Don't Make Me Think
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• She Blinded Me With Science
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Poets' Corner
• Poet's Market
• Hold close your clumsy poets
• Poet and Worm on Ganymede
• It's a crime I never told you about the diamonds in your eyes
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• The Ugly Dolphin
• Big Mouth & Ugly Girl
• Dr. Nikidik's Famous Wishing Pills
• rich nd famous (user)
• bite me
• Come to Me
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• away from me
• My computer won't let me turn it off!
• A Woman Waits for Me
• Tomorrow Belongs to Me
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• Here's my number, call me
• Me, Myself and Irene
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• Fuck me boots
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• how my computer nearly killed me
• Bicycle wrecks are good for me
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• Give Me Your Children
• let me hate for you
• Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• Take it from me
• Far From Me
• Thinking that the wisteria is making me homesick
• clowns scare me
• She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• DCyes its me (user)
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• You left me, a 36,000 lb truck fish-tailing in the mud. This is not heartbreak. This is better.
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Wake me up if you still want me

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