Findings:
- The stone that told me
- Snickers told me
- lies the cheesemonger told me
- What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
- Lies my Spanish teacher told me.
- boss i wish you had told me
- Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
- The benefits of famous people marrying me
- Lies My Teacher Told Me
- call me a poet
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- What the dust told me
- She told me to say that
- a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
- They grow up. No one told me.
- If you told me this never happened
- The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
- Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- Tell him, she told me
- Shag Me, I'm Famous
- What the scroll in the cave told me
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- Fuckin' Jesus told me to betray the conspiracy
- Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
- She told me I'd make a good Satan
- Lies my physicists told me
- Adventures in sharing a name with a famous person
- Famous Scots
- Give me a break!
- Please help me!
- Follow Me 'Ome
- "Pity, Sympathy and People Discussing Me"
- You charm'd me not with that fair face
- When your presents give me hives
- Noli me tangere
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- It costs me nothing to be considerate
- I know they are watching me
- Don't call me Asian
- Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- Adam and Eve and Pinch Me
- I wish you would talk to me
- I'd dance forever if they'd let me, you know
- They Know Me
- They had been expecting me
- Urinal Cakes and Me
- You were never going to become more than this to me
- Something to remember me by
- Take me from home
- Heave Away, Me Johnnies
- Give Me Leave to Rail at You
- Paint Me the End of an Era
- Meet Me in the Green Glen
- all of these people are me
- /me misses Hermetic
- Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
- Give Me the Splendid Silent Sun
- utell me (user)
- I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
- You gave me your hand, I gave you my fist
- Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
- Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
- Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
- Dreamed Me a Dream Last Night
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- eat me 2000 (user)
- Things video games have taught me
- confide to me your first weird feeling of Tokyo
- she, he, and me
- Please remember to let me down gently.
- Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
- Jesus loves me, right?
- No Weed for Me
- Me with you, lucky me
- Með Suð í Eyrum Við Spilum Endalaust
- she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
- fuck you pay me
- Read Me (collaboration)
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- Trust in Me
- Me versus Mental Health Problems
- Me, on a stage, fighting
- From Ignorance, Lead Me To Truth
- Tell me a story about bunnies
- Tell me a story about plains
- Fold Me Up
- The Poet's Doom
- The Poet and His Song
- why don't poets kill each other anymore?
- Voyeuristic Poet (user)
- Has no one told you he's not breathing?
- You're WRONG and you're a GROTESQUELY UGLY FREAK
- The Last of the Famous International Playboys
- Famous First Words
- /me
- why me?
- Speak To Me
- Beam Me Up, Scotty
- GP, are you with me?
- the little moose that tears me up inside
- Roll me over and fuck me again
- You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
- The letter inside of me is too long to write
- Comfort me
- Please stop annoying me
- an image of me, driving home tonight
- Blow me down!
- Don't talk about me behind my back
- Press the Eject and Give Me the Tape
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- Let me feel that
- You know to me she's but a fetish
- Give me a moment, please
- Squirrels are trying to tell me something
- Me Against the World
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- Don't Say You Love Me
- It's Greek to Me
- Sing Along With Me
- so save me (user)
- Computers Near Me
- Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick
- The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
- That which cannot give me everything I might want
- These people are still happening to me
- Because to me that's suicide self-murder
- Without Me
- Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
- Archived E2 FAQ: Read Me First: Getting Started on E2 (document)
- Tell me, gentle youth, I pray thee
- Don't send me roses
- Ask me about Grim Fandango
- m.e. (user)
- Count to Pi for me.
- Can You Take Me Back
- capture me with grace
- show me (user)
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Me and Sue and Ricky and God
- I could use a muse like you to amuse me
- Hand me that piano
- does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
- me so cute (user)
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- O Lord Thou crackest me up
- Bears scare the shit out of me
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- Give to me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses
- Me and Sue and Ricky and God (idea) mp3 (recording)
- As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
- The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
- She tells me she drives a truck.
- She asked me to read her a poem
- Poets' Corner
- Poet's Market
- Hold close your clumsy poets
- Poet and Worm on Ganymede
- There are other things I haven't told you yet
- tales told by unlit roads
- Pretty dress, ugly girl
- Don't blow into someone's vagina
- Vagina Pagina
- Famous Amos
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