Findings:
- Love cookies
- I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
- The Boy who Went to the North Wind and Demanded the Flour Back
- The odds are good, but the goods are odd
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Good reasons to miss someone
- But who nodes the noders?
- Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
- I have good reason to be thirsty today
- The mere fact that something is true is not a good reason to say it.
- 10 perfectly good reasons not to exercise
- The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
- good reasons to get an education
- Very Annie Mary
- Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- good reasons to hate someone
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- good things come to those who wait
- Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
- Those who are the most intelligent are often the most likely to go insane
- strange and too short but I was lonely
- good reasons to avoid decapitation
- Music need not be popular to be good
- There were many who went in huddled procession
- It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
- 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
- A very short romance
- Good reasons to get decapitated
- Good News for People Who Love Bad News
- Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
- Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
- free to those who can afford it, very expensive to those who can't
- There is poetry in my soul, but I keep it on a short leash
- Good reasons not to wear make-up
- A darn good reason to cover the trash can
- Good reasons to leave my computer-centred world alone
- No good reason whatsoever
- very good (user)
- I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
- But who codes the coders?
- Six good men who listened
- A Good Reason To Get Drunk
- The man who went to Heaven and to Hell
- Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
- Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
- Mary Todd Lincoln
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- A very short glimpse of the Shenzhen SEZ
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- Good from far, but far from good
- Your Perl-Fu is Good, but My Perl-Fu is Best (e2poll)
- Good girls who look like bad girls
- Something Childish, but Very Natural
- Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
- She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
- good reasons to be content
- Short can be good! (document)
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- Mary Ainsworth
- Florence Mary Halstead
- mary h (user)
- Not guilty by reason of insanity
- ".Sony" and the reason why you should never type it
- Reasons To Wake Up
- Top 10 Reasons not to re-elect George W. Bush
- When you understand the reasons why, you'll still hate our guts
- Eat my Shorts
- short duration love
- a short stint on vulnerability
- Pepin the Short
- short poems, rigid form
- Clare Short
- Nigel Short
- todd (user)
- Johnny Todd
- Keyboards in a computer lab with very sticky keys that make you
- Baseball is a very boring sport
- I am the very model of a newsgroup personality
- I don't feel very proud
- I am the very model of a Whiny Emo MySpace Whore
- All in green my love went riding
- Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
- he who (user)
- Who's Who
- Friends who fuck
- There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- The Spy Who Loved Me
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies
- Mandibular block injection
- Who run Bartertown?
- I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- Why people who jog live longer
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
- There but for the grace of God go I
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- The Boy Who Will Never Win A Coin-Toss
- What is real but compassion as we move from birth to death
- Who's Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- Baby, we ain't nothing but mammals
- Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
- How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
- A Night of Maximum R&B: The Who, July 1, 2002
- I hate Ronald Reagan, but I love He-Man
- Who Would Jesus Bomb?
- Famous people who can run a marathon
- we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
- The Boy who invented the Bubble Gun
- Perhaps not forever, but longer than usual
- The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
- Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
- A poem for a man who does not read poetry.
- scarred but sexy (user)
- Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- people who wear camo
- A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
- Good Thing
- C is for cookie, and that's good enough for me
- Salem witch trials: Warrant vs. Sarah Good
- A Few Good Men
- Does the pace of technology outpace our ability to use it for good?
- I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
- When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
- Good Christian Men, Rejoice
- Say good night, Gracie
- confession is good for the soul
- Good Parliament
- Despite the myth, alcohol is not good for anyone
- Knowledge is Good
- Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
- capital good
- The only defense is a good pretense
- Frank Moskus
- a good excuse (user)
- The good, the bad, and the skinny on hugs
- Good Burger
- all sounds are good sounds
- She looks good in black
- You've never had it so good
- Good help is so hard to find
- Why I sometimes think I must be insane
- dav is insane (user)
- Mary Shelley
- Surah 19 Mary
- Virgin Mary
- Mary Mack
- Legion of Mary
- Saint Mary of Egypt
- St. Mary's City, Maryland
- Mary writes letters
- Mother Mary, Anchoress and Harlot
- Mary Jeffries
- The biggest Mary Sue in the world
- Reasons for Not Being at Work
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