Findings:
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- Know your pets
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- To the Accuser Who Is the God of This World
- we're living in bread that's still being baked
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- Are all male catlovers gay?
- Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
- The People Who Bring You Magic
- The other people who hate war
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- People who died laughing
- Feeding people who struggle to eat
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- God must be living in the sea.
- poem to a parent
- People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- Will God forgive us for what we're doing?
- Who are the people in your neighborhood?
- People on the dance floor who don't dance
- God helps those who help themselves
- Why do people believe in God?
- The most dangerous vampires were the ones who were bad at math
- A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- Does God care who wins?
- God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
- Those people who laugh too loudly
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- Capitalize, please
- The People who Fell into the Sky
- A poem for a man who does not read poetry.
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies
- The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest?
- Metaphor for the lives we're living
- Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
- Crazy mixed up kids who stopped living and became zombies
- Young people: Living at home longer
- Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
- people were milling around at my wake, whispering and glancing. afterwards, my wife took a twirl with the embalmer
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- play dumb
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest? Part 2
- Sing Praise to God Who Reigns Above
- the worst lunchbreak in living memory
- cat haters
- To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- They were looking for God but found religion instead
- People who use Windows
- Rednecks hating Canada
- 100% of people who don't smoke, die
- people who don't exist
- Who makes God's rules?
- a personal God who intervenes in human history
- The Two Men Who Were Enemies
- The Ten Who Were Taken
- Memories that never were
- Dead links in writeups
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- Using a command line
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- There were many who went in huddled procession
- While you were waiting, God vacated the premises
- your devils and your gods, all the living and the dead, and you really are alone
- Weird foods your parents gave you when you were sick
- Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
- Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
- Divine Horsemen: The Living Gods of Haiti
- Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Music need not be popular to be good
- Two people who are not touching
- The dream people were being assholes.
- People who love FTP
- Presidents of the United States who previously were Mayors
- Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
- Who Are We Living For?
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- Type A blood
- We're on our way to being GODS!
- Famous people who can run a marathon
- I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God
- We No Longer Knew Who We Were
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
- Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
- The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
- There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
- Living Sober
- Maybe you have a really large living room, full of people with loose morals and confused expectations about the rock culture.
- throw yourself into a memory as if it were air, as if it will save you
- let the memories be good for those who stay
- Flaunting your sexuality
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
- Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
- Why people who jog live longer
- Y2K from people who worked that night
- I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
- Their Eyes Were Watching God
- Who are we to question God?
- The Three Kings who were from Villeins
- The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
- The bored who complain
- I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
- Fossils were put there by God
- More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
- People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
- Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
- Behave as if there were a God
- God is good, people are screwed up
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- If the Sharks Were People
- Good News for People Who Love Bad News
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- How to herd people in public
- People who are not anarchists
- People who don't read
- Somewhere there's a god who wants me
- Chinese cave people
- We are the People Our Parents Warned Us About
- Who created God?
- In God we trust? Who says?
- The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
- The rules of pool are not selective
- by people who know what salsa should taste like
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- parents as people
- Taking things at surface value
- Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
- people who wear camo
- God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
- Were there a god!
- The Dude and God's People
- I dreamed you were a god once
- a man who had fallen among thieves
- Life Is Worth Living
- Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
- living in a motel
- A letter to the hottie who stole my washing machine
- Living with Geddy Lee
- Helping a loved one with depression
- that clean air smell. like living on a mountain and hanging your clothes out to dry.
- Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
- The Man Who Grew Young
- memory farts
- To those who know who they are
- Without Memories
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- PC Memory Map
- The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
- The memories of presence
- translation memory
- Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
- memory system
- wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
- declarative memory
- ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
- 2009 Lost Memories
- It was men who made breasts into a secret.
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