• Better Dead Than Red
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Original better than the sequel
• for() is better than while()
• Better Than Garbo
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Hugs and drugs are better than hugs or drugs
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• Indigenous people are better than you
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• Your Scars Were Better Than Mine
• Better than kicking him into next week
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• Ideas are better than apples
• Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
• Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• better late than never
• Treatment of corporations
• all other times are better than 6 am
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• Half a loaf is better than none
• better than the best
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• There were times better than this
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• The book is better than the movie
• Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
• CD vs. vinyl
• There's no better mirror than a child
• Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• Better Off Dead
• Why cats are better than dogs
• better than a living will
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Rebeca Martinez
• A better model than the one at data general
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• A little lower than the angels
• My nowhere is better than your nowhere
• Circular chips are better than triangular chips
• better off with him than here with me
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
• A modem is better than nothing
• Better him than me
• Are we better than everything else?
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• What Everything does better than anything else
• Better than Sex
• Two heads are better than one
• Better Than Chocolate
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• What can be better than that?
• a crust of bread is better than nothing
• Nothing says "Science!" better than a long series of graphs and charts
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Better Than Sex Cake
• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
• How I lost twenty pounds and became fit in two months
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• Better than Life
• better than 2 (user)
• my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Better Than Sex Cake II
• It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
• Tickling is better than sex
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• Better Than Ezra
• I can do much better than this
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• Decrying political correctness without an understanding of its causes and intended consequences is little more than racism muttered under one's breath
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• Music that sounds better backward than forward
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• I tried to write a node better than this and failed.
• My cat is mentally challenged and more than a little misshapen
• Much better than a piss test
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Better safe than sorry
• Undertaker, Nortel sells better than you do
• why internet relationships are better than real relationships
• Even better than the real thing
• Some Days are Better than Others
• It's better to burn out than to fade away
• A little bit tired, a little bit drunk, all yours
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• better than natural
• Better blatant than latent
• To better imagine the limits of the dried-up Martian sea, little Tatiana found it helpful to shape in her mind a great sinuous contour binding each sad, stranded boat to its neighbor
• My heart is nothing more than an engine forged from the remnants of a dead star
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• A determination to do better than
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• My Senses Work Better Than Yours
• Bigger, Better, Faster, More!
• An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
• Better Made Potato Chips Inc.
• Dead Boys
• Drop Dead Gorgeous
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• A beautiful girl, a dead man, corn on the cob
• shattered earth crying cast dead lust glow
• Dead On Delivery
• When I am dead, my dearest
• What dogs do to dead fish
• Transformers Book of the Dead
• Night of the Loving Dead
• Batman: Dead End
• Derby Dead Pool
• Dead Rising
• Dead of Night
• Living Dead Girlz
• drunk driving
• drunk tank
• The Drunk Guy on a Cliff Puzzle
• Little Fluffy Clouds
• Little Boy Blue
• The Littles
• The Story of The Little Hunchback
• Little Shop of Horrors
• Little things that make my day
• Battle of the Little Big Horn
• The Little Bird
• On A Tree By A River, A Little Tom-Tit
• Little Science, Big Science
• Hacks on the Little Dome
• The little brick school up the river
• How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
• Little River Canyon National Park
• Santa's Little Helpers
• Little bubble worlds
• The little green guy
• little bunny 2670 (user)
• Little Poobah (user)
• Little Old Man
• Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom
• Bleed a little.
• Less Than Jake
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• It's easier to get a HANDGUN in this state than your driver's license!
• you were angels, so much more than everything.
• Homosexuals are no more biological errors than heterosexuals are
• When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• heavier than lovers lie
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• Everything is more complicated than you think
• Wish for Something Better
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• God is Dead
• Drink to the dead

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