• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• I Wanna Be The Guy
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• Automobile tire pressure
• play dumb
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• I Wanna Be Sedated
• Things never were what they used to be
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I Wanna Be an Airborne Ranger
• if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
• I wanna be a hero
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• They will not be named!
• nodeshells that can't be filled because they are locked and all of the editors have gone
• So you wanna be a hacker
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• I wanna be your toothbrush holder
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• I wanna be your dog
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• So You Wanna Be A Lawyer
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• They Might Be Giants
• The IND That Used To Be
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• It is better to be thought a fool
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• don't be absurd (user)
• Bound To Be Read
• Nothing is too wonderful to be true
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• God must be deaf
• it would be hilarious if only
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Anarchy is a Political System, Not an Excuse to be Angsty and Break Things
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• Why War must be permitted
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• How to be a Canadian Male
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• girls should be nice
• Make yourself at home - clean my kitchen!
• Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
• clean slate
• Sweet as a Pickle, Clean as a Pig
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• They said no
• Good thing they were just typewriters
• A Candy Colored Clown They Call The Sandman
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• They are building a fence around the sidewalk
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• It's a good thing they didn't start the fire in the library
• Discreet, until they rock your world
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• They will wear Crowns of Golden Lightning bugs
• I told you they were nuts
• I Wanna Rock
• This statement cannot be proven
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• Be a model or just look like one
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• we used to be punk
• Children should be seen and not heard
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• How to be a fuck-up
• Death Be Not Proud
• Be sure it's legal
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• There can be only one
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• habitual be
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• Quake Done Quick
• No threat should be taken lightly
• How To Be Good
• I want to be the air around you.
• Programs that require Internet Explorer to be installed
• It can be cold in the dark
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Be My Kurt Cobain
• Starving in the greenhouse
• What it takes to be a good programmer
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• The Wild West Is Where I Want To Be
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• we shall all be healed
• Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• I wanted to be
• the nodeshell that didn't want to be rescued
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• clean sheets
• Clean (user)
• Mister Clean
• cat haters
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
• They must have faces
• 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
• You stole what they would have given you
• Are your pets as loyal as you think they are?
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• the bigger they are, the harder they fall
• So they caught George W. Bush
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• They Were Wrong, So We Drowned
• they (user)
• My breasts are lame, they don't even have a built-in minibar
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• I wanna cast magic missile, into the darkness
• Be yourself
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta
• How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
• I'll be back
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• Dorothy Tries to be Brave
• Be a man
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• Look siad me Be like me
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• Be sweet honey cakes

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