A lampoon of the song A Bicycle Built for Two, executed in very poor taste and without much subtlety.

A Bisexual Built for Two:

There is a power
Within my pants,
Daisy, Daisy!
Invoked one day
By a chancing glance,
At fuckable Daisy and Bill!
Whether they love me
Or love me not,
Sometimes it's hard to tell;
Yet I am longing to share what I've got -
With beautiful Daisy and Bill!

Daisy, Daisy,
Give me your answer do!
I'm half crazy,
Due to my lust for you!
It won't be a standard marriage,
This is an unaware age
But you'll look sweet upon the meat
Of a bisexual made for two.

I won't use condoms
With man and wife,
Daisy, Daisy!
Pumpin' away
In the act of life,
I and my Daisy and Bill!
When the night's dark
We can all despise
Hookers and porn as well;
There are cheap thrills
'tween the trembling thighs
Of fuckable Daisy and Bill!

Daisy, Daisy,
Give me your answer do!
I'm half crazy,
Due to my lust for you!
It won't be a standard marriage,
This is an unaware age
But you'll look sweet upon the meat
Of a bisexual made for two.

I'll satisfy you
As sub or dom,
Daisy, Daisy!
You'll cry to hell
How I'll make you come!
Sweet little Daisy's thrill!
You'll take the length
Of the meat I'll slip
Then if I don't do well,
I will permit you to
Use the whip,
My fuckable Daisy and Bill!

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