• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Stick and Carrot
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• Sticks and stones may break your bones, but the tongue will crush you
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Little depth but lots of skin and penis
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Streets thick with wild chaos and cigarette butts
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• I come to the garden... but not alone
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• To wear nothing but steam
• butt plug
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• different but equal
• no ideas but in things
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• Indian-style Carrot Cake
• carrot killer
• Heavy Metal Parking Lot
• Salem's Lot
• Too Much Joy
• You Worry Too Much
• calculating how much money you are making while pooping
• Why does taking a programming class in a language you already know suck so much?
• A City Much Like San Francisco
• Why do voters who voted for Obama tell us as much, when defending ponies?
• Sticked
• Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye
• Space Food Sticks
• Guhor Stick
• separate but equal
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I know you are, but what am I?
• Butt fluffies
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• A date idea, but not for the first date
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• electric butt scratcher
• My fingers flow over a keyboard, but words jumble at my teeth
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints
• anger is honest but not truthful
• Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• Carrot Boy the Beautiful
• Lot
• Your brain is a lot more intelligent than you are
• lots of pink emo_root (category)
• as much as time to him reveals
• I think I think too much
• Effects of too much Angband
• she does not know how much I need this
• So Much for the Ten Year Plan
• We don't write 'round here much anymore
• devil sticks
• All-Purpose Metal Whackin' Stick
• Don't stick wasabi up your nose
• Pull the knife and stick it again
• But who codes the coders?
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• butts ARE litter
• I am but a moth before your flame
• General Butt Naked
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• But I Like You
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• I hate to break it to you, President Bush, but $300 ain't jack
• FINALLY: Morally Bankrupt but Rich on Beads (the New Orleans gathering aftermath node)
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• and my heart sings of cupboards opening by rainbow seashore but
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• The largest carrot in Minnesota: A ripple effect through contemporary society
• Lot's Wife
• They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.
• Easter eggs, custom lots, and ostrich meat
• Too much spring
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• Two times more -- or twice as much?
• Days when art is too much to bear
• Walking Stick
• bitch sticks
• Scottish Egg on a Stick
• Memory Stick Pro
• Sticks (user)
• There is no god but God
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• BQN: But, one for all?
• silent but deadly
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
• Sweet is the rose, but grows upon a briar
• Ain't nothing but a thing
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• You can, but you may not
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• Love cookies
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• I've put in a request for a hooker with a freakishly high IQ but...
• indomitable in battle against a beautiful, but harsh landscape
• We said nay, we are but men
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• not equals, but similar
• Young Carrot Soup
• carrot (user)
• How to rebuild a lot of Windows boxes
• scot and lot
• How much for the little girl?
• Why do people on TV eat so much?
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• Much Ado About Nothing I.i
• Too much living is no way to die
• Never felt so much like singing the blues
• Throw it against the wall and see if it sticks
• Hot Dog on a Stick
• Sticking a cow fart to a window
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• We are the same age but years apart
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• There is poetry in my soul, but I keep it on a short leash
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• A person is smart, but people are dumb, panicky animals
• Carrot halva
• promised lot
• Sweet Encounters In The Grocery Store Parking Lot
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Card carrying, glow-stick waving, use too much gel, funny pant wearing, weirdo
• Thinking too much
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
• pixie sticks
• coffee so thick it sticks to your spoon
• trade in compassion for a big stick
• Pick up Sticks
• Boot linux with a usb memory stick
• Everything But the Girl
• Butt weld
• it's not what you node, but how you node
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• We're one, but we're not the same

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