(idea) by freezeup Sat Nov 13 1999 at 14:35:30
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A group of Yorkshiremen sitting around a burning laptop.

YORKSHIREMAN #1
I remember when the best speed we could get on't modem were 9600 baud.

YORKSHIREMAN #2
That's nothing. We only had a 300 baud modem. And it didn't work.

YORKSHIREMAN #3
300 Baud! You lucky bastards! We had to tattoo TCP packets onto the soles of our feet, then the sysadmin would hack them off with a rusty spade...(continues in same weak Python pastiche for some time)

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