A group of Yorkshiremen sitting around a burning laptop.
I remember when the best speed we could get on't modem were 9600 baud.
That's nothing. We only had a 300 baud modem. And it didn't work.
300 Baud! You lucky bastards! We had to tattoo TCP packets onto the soles of our feet, then the sysadmin would hack them off with a rusty spade...(continues in same weak Python pastiche for some time)