Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "2 billion years of evolution and all we talk about is semen on our hands"

• We should all know what it is to hold death in our hands.
• This all started with our hands underneath the table
• we all spend ten years trying to find our voice
• We are the People Our Parents Warned Us About
• Early, before our hands knew what to do
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• Things a Computer Scientist Rarely Talks About
• Now Thank We All Our God
• reality is always ready to teach us about how our ideas are wrong
• All About Nothing
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• Arguing about evolution (category)
• 80% of the wealth on this planet is in the hands of about 220 people
• all our tasks are finite
• all hands on deck
• One billion, five hundred million words about love
• It's all about the sublime
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
• Most pernicious misconception about evolution
• All About My Mother
• What I learned about myself this year, 1999
• All Creatures of Our God and King
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• Talk to your dermatologist about...
• all I want to be is holding your hand
• all our instruments are working
• Words are the mirrors of our discontents merely; they contain all the huge unhatched eggs of the world's sorrows.
• At what age should you talk to your kids about drugs?
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• He put a hand on each of our shoulders; it's a wonder he wasn't electrocuted.
• The Best Years of Our Lives
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• All About Chemistry
• So why talk about politics now
• We don't talk about those sorts of things
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
• never talk to a Brit about America's involvement in World War II
• Talk about the weather
• About all that went wrong
• I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• We talk about the importance of a good handshake.
• All About Anna
• All About Lily Chou Chou
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• All About Steve
• how life is all about loving and being loved
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• Creation vs. evolution is all a matter of musical taste
• no words about nothing at all
• All of our lives are spent buying memories
• all the little stars in my hands; crawling and bleeding
• I had been hungry all the years
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• This is the last talk. Do you want to sit together quietly for a while? All right, sirs, sit quietly for a while.
• Fighting against all the empty years without you
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• I want to give all our smiling-bedroom-eye photographs away to strangers
• It's all about aesthetics (pink with envy)
• Talk About Suffering
• If our genitalia were on our hands
• Time has imprisoned us in the order of our years
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• The Differences between Our Hands and Feet
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• Talk to the hand
• Spring doesn't care about you at all
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• All Abouts
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• All About Us
• All About the Benjamins
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• it's all about plur (user)
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• All You Need to Know About the Music Business
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• All about a Bombay dance bar.
• I'm All You Can Think About
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
• What I talk about when I talk about running
• Let's talk about the end of the world as we know it
• Our lies reveal as much about us as our truths
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• I dreamed about you for 29 years before I met you
• Isn't it about time you grew out of all that juvenile screaming nonsense?
• all day I dream about sex
• Let's talk about that
• small intimate talk about nothing
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• Talk About the Passion
• show me what the world is all about
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• We are all linked in our loneliness
• Consolation Prize: In the aftermath of the Seattle Debauch, we all must do our part
• When to talk about religion
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• what we talk about when we talk about Punk
• All Our Songs Sound The Same
• Silence envies all our words
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
• Remembering all those years ago
• it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• after all these years
• All Our Wrong Todays
• Twelve years dungeon. All of you. Dungeon. Seven years. No trials.
• All Those Years Ago
• Can We Talk About This?
• Misconceptions about our conception
• Flagtown Halloween: Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Two
• socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
• The Year of Our Lord
• Isotopes with half-lives between 100 million and 10 billion years
• a billion years
• all of our suffering is nothing more than resistance to this very moment
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• All About Eve
• What About Bob?
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
• Feeling bad about a good deed
• The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
• about nobody (superdoc)
• Tell me a story about trains
• about an Alice
• precision vs. accuracy
• about box
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• The Trick About Thawing Grapes
• The secret truth about the PalmPilot
• One good thing about gangs
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• About Koji - A Starter For Making Saké
• A Story About Magic
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• You forget about everything for a few months and everything changes
• Conventional views about human cloning
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• Think About Mutation
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• This scenario is about to self-destruct
• The Girl from Ipanema
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• A joke about tax collectors
• Quotes about robotic dinosaurs
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• Stories about the injury of male genitalia
• Something about parts of you
• The Year of the Linux Desktop
• All About Touching

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