Findings:

• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• I was never any good at maths at school
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• the little friendship that never was
• The Epidemic That Never Was
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• I was never broken
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Harry S. Truman's 1950 State of the Union Address
• Never trust anyone over 30
• Something never perfect
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• Why did Bach never write an opera?
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• Breath softened fall, angel of always never
• Never crush a caffeine pill
• If you told me this never happened
• For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn.
• These are the memories I never had
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• Never Bet the Devil Your Head
• just because they never bothered to really do
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• Never stop exploding
• Never Had It So Good
• wa
• Trompe
• If Dr. Seuss Was A Tech Writer
• Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• I Think I was Born in the wrong Hemisphere
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• Was Charles Darwin a Social Darwinist?
• When I was ten years old
• Truth was in that mountain
• I was invisible beside you
• Hayane hayaoki wa sanmon no toku
• Crazy? I was crazy once.
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• I Was an Atheist in a Foxhole
• Now that was a scary ending
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• We find tonight what was hidden beneath our hearts
• It was fall, and fall does strange things to us all
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• the horrible gift was really quite right
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• Never put your tongue on the flyback
• What if Prince Charming never shows?
• Scene from the movie I'll never write
• Violence never solved anything
• if i never saw you again
• Never chew on a soda can tab
• Why I've never been ice skating
• Never let the Sgt. know your name
• Jesus' blood never failed me yet
• Never Ignore Chatterbox
• I hope you'd never understand
• E2 guide to music you've never heard of
• Never work in a grocery store
• Never date anyone you meet on the internet
• Never felt so much like singing the blues
• I never thought a picture could cause so much pain
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• Why Socrates was really executed
• Was this the face that launched a thousand ships
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• November 4, 1995
• Watashi wa Ko Neko
• Was it something I said?
• I was alive again
• Einstein Was A Vegetarian
• I was a free man once, in Saigon
• There was a moment of drunken silence
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• Creative Nomad Jukebox Zen
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• Everything was screaming: the sea, the sky, my heart.
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time.
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• apart from the shade which it offered, there was also the possibility of "French kissing"
• We were never really friends
• Never try to teach a pig to sing
• pub that never shuts
• Working people are never allowed to become rich in the United States
• A watched pothead never tokes
• Why I never turn on my lightsaber
• I have never kissed a girl
• You never can tell
• I never thought I would node this
• Never wanted to injure someone that much
• It's never too late
• Never Been Kissed
• Knowledge can never be certain
• Never break cover
• Nevers (user)
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• Na of Wa
• The Bed Was Not My Own
• The distance between two atoms was the distance between 6 months ago and today
• "I was surprised to hear about the cat."
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VI
• She dreamt she was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty field
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• The Sun Was Slumbering in the West
• I was a chess piece
• When I was young
• This Dust Was Once the Man
• Port Townsend, Washington
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• It was a Dork and Starmly Night
• ale z was dziwki (user)
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• She is and was
• what was it (user)
• The CIA in the 1950s
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• September that never ended
• Tomorrow Never Knows
• The river never makes a mistake
• Never whistle while you're pissing
• Never coin a phrase if you can help it
• Never Turn the Fish over
• I'm never getting drunk again
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• You never know which experiences will last longest in memory
• The Coast is Never Clear
• Becky Never Left San Francisco
• Fermat will never find solace of yes
• Never Yawn or Say A Commonplace Thing
• My love will never die
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• 'T was
• The world was designed for giant squid
• I was aghast, yet intrigued
• There was a time when I was a better person
• That Was The Week That Was
• Tomorrow I was
• I was born this way
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• Gizmo was insane
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• The other day I saw a gas station called Space Age! I was not fooled!
• It was the way your
• I Was a Teenage Werewolf
• Of the Birth of Volsung, the Son of Rerir, who was the Son of Sigi
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew
• Not what was said
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
• Was fang ich an in dieser Stadt?
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• How come we never dated?
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• I never called her momma
• My Wang never goes down
• never talk to a Brit about America's involvement in World War II
• Never Cry Wolf
• Never been to Woonsocket, never been to Spain
• The Never Ending Thread
• Return to Never Land
• Never (user)

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