Lesson One: Do not expect your Chat Experience to be Meaningful.
Lesson Two: Do not be Offended.
Lesson Three: Do not Offend Others.
Lesson Four: ALWAYS TYPE IN CAPITALS so people can hear you.
Lesson Five: DO NOT talk Religion or Politics unless you are itching for a fight.
Lesson Six: Make fun of all your tyops, and only make fun of other people's tyops if they are really funny and/or you are feeling antagonistic.
Lesson Seven: Capitalize words randomly To add Weird emphasis.
Lesson Eight: Greet others ENTHUSIASTICALLY!!!
Lesson Nine: Announce your departure, but don't straggle so long as to look like you are collecting goodbyes.
Lesson Ten: Swear for emphasis or if you are saying "stop cussing, damn it!" In other situations, use foul language sparingly unless it'll be fun.
Lesson Eleven: Cyber Sex is Just Wrong (when other people do it, anyway).
Lesson Twelve: There is no Lesson Twelve.
Lesson Thirteen: Sit down and shut up. Don't stop talking.
Lesson Fourteen: Use a maximum of three exclaimation points unless you want to look gaudy!!!
Lesson Fifteen: Beware geeks bearing gifs.
Lesson Sixteen: Do not criticize misnumberings.