tasteless calculator joke

If you are offended by tasteless humor, go here. Otherwise, pull out your calculator (infix not HP postfix):

press 1  There was one girl.
press 16 She was sixteen years old.
press 69 She had 69...
press *3 ...three times a day.
press =  What was she?

display 35007 Loose

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