What Martin from The Simpsons actually says in "Treehouse of Horror VI". From The Simpsons Archive:
In his dream, Martin is dressed as a wizard.
Martin: I am the wondrous wizard of Latin! I am a dervish of declension
and a conjurer of conjugation, with a million hit points and
maximum charisma!
(spots a blackboard with verbs written all over it)
Aha! "Morire": to die. "Morit": he, she, or it dies.
(Willy morphs out of the blackboard; Martin gasps)
Willy: "Moris": _you_ die.
Martin: Aah! (runs off)
Willy: (laughs) You've mastered a dead tongue, but can you handle a
live one?
(his tongue shoots out of his mouth, wraps around Martin, and
squeezes him)
(in class, Martin twists and screams, then collapses on the
floor)
Nelson: Ha ha!
-- "Treehouse of Horror VI"
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