On the 10th of May 2003 Channel 4 released the results of the vote that took place to reveal which British celebrities the British public hated most. All voting was done by the Channel 4 website (www.channel4.com) at the beginning of the year. The rules were that the winner must be British and alive and not currently in prison or pending trial (which is lucky for Jeffrey Archer).

The latest "Greatest" list is one of several Channel 4 has done revealing the transient tastes of the British public. Other lists have been complied on the subject of Greatest... such as TV Adverts, Movie Stars, World Cup moments and Films.

The reason I publish this list and not the others is it is a particularly revealing source of the psychology of the British public. Of course the online voting is not going to be an accurate representation of the whole British public as most people who would bother to vote in such polls would be from the IT savvy demographic of the 13 to 40 age range. Niether was there any way of preventing people voting several times - if they were sad enough to try and affect the results. Also this list will be entirely out of date within three months due to the rapid flux of British celebrity.

The British, and especially the British (Tabloid) Media, are known to have a reputation for celebrity bashing and enjoying having key high-profile figures to lovingly hate. Indeed probably half of the people on the list are only famous because they raise such strong passions because of their character (or their image) generally being far too: clever, dumb, common, posh, smug, pathetic, false, blunt, pretty, unpresentable, talentless, royal, and being Chris Evans.

With that in mind I advise non-Britons not to be too suprised at some of the contradictions in the results, like Tony Blair and Margaret Thatcher being in the top three despite the British public giving them vast landslide election victories, The Queen being number 8 despite her successful and popular Golden Jubilee last year, Robbie Williams being the most successful male artist last year, etc, etc - it is all entirely consistent with the British nature to find successful people inherently annoying. If there was a poll of the 100 Most Loved Britons I would bet that half the of list below would be on that list as well. And as their agents will no doubt be telling these celebrities tomorrow - anyway publicity is good publicity.

As the saying goes "I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good".

100 Worst Britons - The Results!

  1. Tony Blair
  2. Jordan
  3. Margaret Thatcher
  4. Jade Goody
  5. Martin Bashir
  6. Gareth Gates
  7. Alex Ferguson
  8. 'H' from Steps
  9. Gerri Halliwell
  10. The Queen
  11. Liam Gallagher
  12. Chris Evans
  13. Victoria Beckham
  14. Rik Waller
  15. Anthea Turner
  16. Bernard Manning
  17. Robbie Williams
  18. Peter Stringfellow
  19. Neil and Christine Hamilton
  20. Jim Davidson
  21. Charlotte Church
  22. Darren Day
  23. Lady Victoria Hervey
  24. Prince Charles
  25. Anne Robinson
  26. Edwina Curry
  27. Chris Moyles
  28. Jamie Oliver
  29. Cliff Richard
  30. Max Clifford
  31. The 3AM Girls
  32. Naomi Campbell
  33. Simon Cowell
  34. Sarah Cox
  35. Harry Potter
  36. Tara Palmer Tomkinson
  37. James Hewitt
  38. Andrew Lloyd Webber
  39. Catherine Zeta Jones
  40. Prince Edward
  41. Tracy Emin
  42. Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen
  43. Mick Hucknall
  44. Michael Winner
  45. Pete Waterman
  46. Prince Naseem Hamed
  47. Ainsley Harriot
  48. Trinny and Susannah
  49. Peter Mandleson
  50. Ken Livingstone
  51. Darius Danesh
  52. Amanda Holden
  53. Zoe Ball
  54. Martine McCutchaon
  55. Elton John
  56. Ant and Dec
  57. Alisdair Campbell
  58. Ozzy Osbourne
  59. Byers and Moore
  60. Richard Madely
  61. Vinnie Jones
  62. Alan Titchmarch
  63. Countess of Wessex
  64. Chris Tarrant
  65. Ben Elton
  66. Jeremy Clarkson
  67. Jeremy Spake
  68. Carol Vorderman
  69. David Dickinson
  70. Frank Skinner
  71. Paul Burrell
  72. Tom Jones
  73. Sarah Ferguson
  74. Carol Smilie
  75. Liz Hurley
  76. Princess Anne
  77. Guy Ritchie
  78. Delia Smith
  79. Jonny Vaughn
  80. Peter Tatchell
  81. Sting
  82. Gordon Ramsay
  83. Mick Jagger
  84. Damien Hurst
  85. Julie Burchill
  86. Richard Branson
  87. John Prescott
  88. Judith Chalmers
  89. Cherie Blair
  90. Nigella Lawson
  91. David Beckham
  92. Will Young
  93. Vanessa Feltz
  94. Anne Widdecombe
  95. Davina McCall
  96. Chris Eubank
  97. Lord Irving
  98. Craig David
  99. Iain Duncan Smith
  100. Atomic Kitten

One thing I found suprising though was Jordan getting to number 2! Sure the girl isn't that clever and has ridiculously enlarged boobies, but #2 seems a bit excessive. I imagine it could have been a campaign against her.

And at the risk of downvotes I'm glad Harry Potter is in there. Hurrah!

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