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people are more important than cars.
rivers are more important than roads.
we've over-extended ourselves.

let's buy up every other house in the suburbs
and bulldoze them and plant trees.
why do we want to live so close together?
let's build a highway of forest
that connects every backyard to every other backyard
every childhood to every other childhood
across the earth.
why do we want to live so far apart?

where are the walkways in our parking lots?
we've engineered them only for cars
and so people can only be in the way.
this space is an interface, an in-between, a transformation
from one way of being to another.
it should afford both.

all that's left of the river
is a name on a sign on a guard rail on a bridge
and i can't go down and sit by it
because it's private property.
we've relegated the lifeblood of this planet
to the sewer.

slow down.
why do you hurry so quickly to the grave?
you

"And then you woke up..."

"Woke up? That's no ending. What is this, Newhart?"

"Newhart?"

"Nevermind. It's just a letdown."

"And? Sometimes the truth isn't exciting."

"Couldn't you have me awaken to a more exciting world?"

"More exciting? We've cured cancer, we've ended deprivation, we've encountered aliens. Things you could never do inside."

"Things everyone expects of the future."

"What do you want then?"

"Something

A lengthy and occasionally redacted journal about a very active week

A naked woman walked down the street.

Had I looked out the window a moment earlier or later, I would not have seen her. She moved quickly but seemed "off." My brain took a minute to process what was passing. Was she wearing flesh-coloured tights? Did she have on a bathing suit bottom? It's not illegal for a woman to expose her breasts here, but it's rare, and the weather wasn't that warm.

Why

News for Noders

June 3: Saint kevin's Day.

June 4: Aesop's Birthday.

June 11: TerribleAspect's birthday!

June 13: Serjeant's Muse's birthday!

June 16: Bloomsday.

June 19: Juneteenth.

June 20: Summer solstice (northern hemisphere) and winter solstice (southern hemisphere).

June 21: nicolasstag's birthday!

June 23: AdamTheDewott's birthday!

June 23: weroland's birthday!

June 28: Tau Day.


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April 1: By popular demand, March has been redacted.

April 10: Happy birthday, nuggets!

April 12: Yuri's Night

April 22: Happy Earth Day, fellow earthlings!

April 23: Saint George's Day.

April 24: Happy birthday, Rancid_Pickle!

April 30: Walpurgis Night.

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February 1: Brevity Quest 2025 begins!

February 2: Happy birthday Auspice!

February 2: Happy birthday npecom!

February 5: Happy birthday wertperch!

February 8: Happy birthday to panamaus

February 15: Happy birthday Admin to the goo!

February 23: Happy birthday Samuel Pepys!

February 29: Happy birthday Browncoat!


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January 1: Gregorian New Year.

January 16: National Nothing Day.

January 24: Happy Birthday Silverai_me!

January 26: Happy Birthday Segnbora-t!

January 30: Happy Birthday O-Swirl!


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December 1: Iron Noder ends

December 9: Smallpox eradication day.

December 9: Grace Hopper's birthday.

December 12: Happy birthday to horacetheclown!

December 21: Winter solstice arrives 10:27 PM, EST.

December 23: Happy birthday to Nemosyn!

December 25: Hanukkah begins.

December 25: Merry Christmas!

December 29: HairQuest 2024 ends.


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