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• and then I woke up
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• And then stand/alone/bitch popped up under 'local matches'
• Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
• Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
• Up Your Ass
• And then one day you wake up
• I am serving up and weildering triple secret fat ass flaming wisdoms, shit aint availing you, lamers of Edom!
• The Wild Ass and the Lion
• The Horse and the Ass
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• Cool ass babe
• ass (user)
• Fat Ass (user)
• To Carthage then I came
• Then I poked him in his sunburn
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• And then a terrible silence
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• people were milling around at my wake, whispering and glancing. afterwards, my wife took a twirl with the embalmer
• Two thumbs up
• Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
• square up
• Holding up a mirror to a little bird is mean
• Wanting to shut up forever
• Skinning up
• Sweep me up
• Curl Up and Dye
• I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
• Up the creek without an application
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• The expansion of the universe is speeding up
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• The little brick school up the river
• Alternatives to breaking up a relationship
• What's Up, Tiger Lily?
• souped up
• Sunset. Coca-Cola, cookie crumbs, just waking up.
• Stuck up
• candle smoke and christmas spice leapt up their noses like cardamom cats
• Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
• i can tell you the dreaming up north is real and wide
• a folded up piece of paper slipped under your door
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• up the gravity well
• Board Up The House
• The Kennedy crimes
• Bad things with which to wipe your ass
• Bust Ass Falls
• JOE KICK ASS (user)
• What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• Life sucks, then you die, then you come back
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• Pump Up the Volume
• big up
• When you grow up, your heart dies
• hook up
• fuck up
• level up
• She's perfect in a fucked up way
• Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• Giving up Smoking
• How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
• this side up
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• How to set up a home network with a PPPoE DSL connection
• When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
• Smack it up, flip it, rub it down
• sack up
• Make shit up
• I pick up countries and scatter them down
• lock up
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• And her legs went on forever, like staring up at infinity
• up to their gossip
• Stand Up Guy
• Speeding up your Mac
• It's Up To You. No Really, It's Up To You.
• because I have given up any care
• The Four Stages of Growing Up (with respect to your parents)
• The Ass and the Old Shepherd
• Asses of the masses
• Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
• Weird ass tasty biscuit treat, most intriguing
• African wild ass
• The -Ass Suffix and Beyond
• And then I will just slip away
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• If You Can't See My Mirrors (Then I Can't See You)
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• hang up
• Climbing up the Walls
• Up Records
• Mitt up
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• Rahled up
• Hands Up!
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• When I Grow Up
• Tune Up #1
• The writeups you own end up owning you
• This end up
• Falling Up
• washing up game
• growing up with my twin sister
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• Time to break up
• meet up
• suck it up
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• shoot 'em up
• Stand up philosophy
• I get up from my sleeping spot
• Up Pompeii!
• The prettiest views are all from the ground up
• the game is up
• fed up (user)
• She picked herself up, wiping away at her dignity
• She cleaned up for me at least.
• Stay here and rot, you stuck up bitch.
• How to wipe your ass
• colder than a well digger's ass
• I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
• ass hole!!! (user)
• So then she said
• Then Came the Last Days of May
• Had I a man's fair form, then might my sighs
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• The day God took back the edges
• She took a California tilt and never came back.
• power up
• shacking up
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Dose up
• Hopped up
• A man with a tapeworm up his nose
• Pick up a tail
• stand up
• I know what holds up traffic - in 5 words!
• Cold, no blankets, watching the sun come up for air
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• Why I'm giving up on boys
• Crazy mixed up kids who stopped living and became zombies
• Up in the Air, Junior Birdmen!
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
• Boys That Will Never Grow Up
• Rave Ups
• tiger push ups
• Bringing up baby
• Cock Up Your Beaver
• We met at quarter past young; still, we grew up together
• Wake me up if you still want me
• Pollyanna Grows Up
• Chill up my spine
• pop up
• Come In Number 51, Your Time Is Up
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• Bitch set me up!
• When Renny wakes up
• Books to read before you give up on fantasy
• The Ass and His Masters
• I kick ass for the Lord!
• Big Ass Pork Plate
• Canada Kicks Ass
• I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
• Then: The Early Years
• Laughter reaction to acting abusively
• now and then
• This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
• i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
• If you took away the floor, we'd be floating

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