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• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• People just expect things from me
• Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
• Are apples, or a woman, so far from your reality?
• Real excerpts from the Queen Mother's Book of Remembrance
• so many books
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• just because they never bothered to really do
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Just Following Orders: a Legal Opinion on Torture Memos
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
• Discreet, until they rock your world
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• not running from, but going to
• Some Niggers Never Die, They Just Smell that Way
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• Head so full my mouth won't shut
• So they caught George W. Bush
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• With your feet in two separate boats, I'll push you away so you won't fall in
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• They're working on a six year drought (just so you know)
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• They Flee From Me
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• Books you haven't read in a while, but intend to read again
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• So the Wind Won't Blow It All Away
• So Far From Home
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Why Won't Jesse Helms Just Hurry Up and Die?
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• Old men never die, they just spout poetry
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon
• So they caught Santa Claus
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• Men suck, right? Men are just plain clueless, isn't that so?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• From books people learn to remember, from mistakes to understand
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• They say all you need is love, but chocolate doesn't hurt either.
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• God won't hear when you pray from Hell
• They just kind of went away
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• Women you know you should just walk away from
• Argument from the Holy Book
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• She won't kiss him until she marries him
• The Adventures of Tom Bombadil and other verses from The Red Book
• Her hair, tangled
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• and I feel so proud when the Reckoning arrives
• Order book
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• They are all pretty but fading.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Rape committed by women
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
• Fables from the Book of Yelps and Growls
• They Were Wrong, So We Drowned
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless.
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• no beer, so Henry orders a double espresso during his parole appointment
• Why are estate agents so superior, after all they ARE estate agents?
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• we will tear the world apart until it is nothing but fragments, and meaning will cease
• I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
• I won't get over it until people get over Jesus
• Notes from the little black book
• Proofs from The Book
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• And they all just stood and stared
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• Building a patio from a book during largely unfavorable weather
• You won't live longer, it will just feel like it
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• Hot pursuit
• We laugh so we won't cry
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• Sitting in the library, listening to the rain, reading an interesting book and wanting to meet the man who just walked past
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• It's so crazy it just might work
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• the ancient lattice closed to all but few, from the river before five hundred forty doors, enter Hall, enter Valgrind
• they won't soon disremember
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Just to see where the bullets come from
• the water can kill you, but the beer won't
• Why are new books so expensive?
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• But I have seen the sun just once
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• The Maltese Shipping Order
• Good thing they were just typewriters
• I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• So that's what they call it nowadays?

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