Findings:
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
- I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
- Not wanting to sleep so the next day won't start
- I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
- Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
- Proofs from The Book
- I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
- Rape committed by women
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- But how's the grilled cheese? A GCP reunion and nodermeet in St. Louis, Jan 2006
- Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
- Building a patio from a book during largely unfavorable weather
- all of them just coming over here and so on
- But what are they really thinking?
- It hasn't been so long, but
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
- Head so full my mouth won't shut
- So they caught Saddam Hussein
- Women you know you should just walk away from
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- What is real but compassion as we move from birth to death
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- Are apples, or a woman, so far from your reality?
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- Good from far, but far from good
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- So they caught George W. Bush
- I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
- It's so crazy it just might work
- You won't live longer, it will just feel like it
- The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
- Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
- Old men never die, they just spout poetry
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- not running from, but going to
- i'm tired, not of you, but just tired, and i dont know why
- So the Wind Won't Blow It All Away
- Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
- So they caught Santa Claus
- Why are new books so expensive?
- if they forget me, I just might disappear
- It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
- They came together so as to form one whole
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- Lord I Just Can't Keep from Crying
- I come from the land of burning books
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
- I won't get over it until people get over Jesus
- Real excerpts from the Queen Mother's Book of Remembrance
- If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
- And they all just stood and stared
- their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
- I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
- They say all you need is love, but chocolate doesn't hurt either.
- He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
- Good thing they were just typewriters
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
- We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
- Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
- With your feet in two separate boats, I'll push you away so you won't fall in
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- Just So Stories
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- Sitting in the library, listening to the rain, reading an interesting book and wanting to meet the man who just walked past
- Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
- Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Just to see where the bullets come from
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- Why are estate agents so superior, after all they ARE estate agents?
- From books people learn to remember, from mistakes to understand
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- just so
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
- I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
- Just wearing black won't take care of that
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- Discreet, until they rock your world
- You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
- just because they never bothered to really do
- Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
- They're just babies, they don't understand!
- I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
- It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- We laugh so we won't cry
- stop adoring from so far away
- Argument from the Holy Book
- By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
- Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
- no beer, so Henry orders a double espresso during his parole appointment
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- The Adventures of Tom Bombadil and other verses from The Red Book
- I Eat Books from Cover to Cover
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- The Maltese Shipping Order
- and I feel so proud when the Reckoning arrives
- Order book
- They just kind of went away
- Why Won't Jesse Helms Just Hurry Up and Die?
- Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
- so many books
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- God won't hear when you pray from Hell
- This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
- Men suck, right? Men are just plain clueless, isn't that so?
- They Flee From Me
- People just expect things from me
- Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
- Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
- So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
- Fables from the Book of Yelps and Growls
- the water can kill you, but the beer won't
- For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
- Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
- So that's what they call it nowadays?
- They Were Wrong, So We Drowned
- Her hair, tangled
- The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- I want the stars so bright they make me breathless.
- Notes from the little black book
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- Just Following Orders: a Legal Opinion on Torture Memos
- History is not just for the past, but for the future
- Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
- In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
- I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
- So Far From Home
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- But I have seen the sun just once
- They were looking for God but found religion instead
- So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- the seagulls have been walking in the salt-caked road and taste like salt now and what are they doing 400 miles from the coast?
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
- Australian Intervention Order
- High school can kill you
- Order of Saint John
- Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
- every partial order can be extended to a total order
- Everything but the kitchen sink
- order cheap antidepr (user)
- Droopy Butt Begone!
- containerized shipping
- I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
- Not to die but to be reborn...
- Because I say so
- Your Perl-Fu is Good, but My Perl-Fu is Best (e2poll)
- I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
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