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• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• I could make a habit out of you
• I wish I could invent shit
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I wish I could bottle you
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• Americans can't understand Communism
• I wish I could sleep on my back
• why she makes her wishes at 7:07
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
• make a wish
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• You can't make someone love you
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• I wish I could open his eyes
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• You can run, but you can't hide
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• Suspended in wonder at a world I could never understand
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Make A Wish Foundation
• Things on which you can make a wish
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Progress is in the reach of all who wish to make it
• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• A remembrance day I wish I could forget
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Sometimes I wish I could just not care
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• I wish I could upload my brain into Everything
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I wish I could cry
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Fluoxetine
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• I wish I could eat the salt off of your lost faded lips
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• If you see a white horse cross your fingers and make a wish
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
• New Years Eve 2006, I made 12 wishes. I ate 12 grapes. I desperately wished for these sacred 12 wishes that I can't seem to recall now.
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• Her face could make the ocean ache
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• I wish I could speak in code
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
• I wish I could burn like god
• Making a desktop theme
• mud pie
• One man can make a difference
• How to make printed circuit boards
• Creation: Life and how to make it
• Urushiol spray
• Antigravity device
• Trickster Makes This World
• My growl makes an earthquake blush and the thunder ashamed of itself
• Make E2 Pretty (document)
• How to Make a Cheap Wine that Might Poison You
• BACON! BACON! BACON! BACON makes you strong! Strength crushes enemies! BACON!
• I Can Make You a Man
• Oh, Better Far to Live and Die
• Oh it's all so soft and lovely with you
• Oh, Inverted World
• oh hai
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• Miss Wish
• A Holiday Wish
• I Wish Momma Sang the Blues
• But thanks for playing
• terrified but hopeful
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• Not atheist, but what then?
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• I come to the garden... but not alone
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• To wear nothing but steam
• butt plug
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• different but equal
• no ideas but in things
• indomitable in battle against a beautiful, but harsh landscape
• We said nay, we are but men
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• Parker Lewis Can't Lose
• you can't have it both ways
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• Words we can't say anymore
• Dammit! I can't win
• You can't take a picture of a man with a wooden leg
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• It was the least I could do
• If only I could get into her head
• We could take our time
• You could distinguish Miles from Coltrane.
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
• Make a pinch
• The Great One Who Makes The Grass Green
• I bet I can make you say black
• You make it so hard to hate
• How to make your own toothpaste
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• There's no point unless you make one
• That one makes me scream, she said
• C++: brackets to make an object not a function
• Here is how to make flame sing
• Brainy people make the best friends
• Many a mickle makes a muckle
• How to make an Enigma
• Make Me a Channel of Your Peace
• The music that makes me think of New York
• marriage does not make sense
• if you weren't real I would make you up
• We did not make this up
• how do i make a backyard bomb
• How to make friends, from a friend.
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Oh Hell!
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Oh, Look, A Newbie! (e2poll)
• Oh! What A Lovely War
• Why I love (and why many hate) minimal techno
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• When You Wish Upon a Star
• Video games I wish they'd invent
• Bullet Proof...I Wish I Was
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• A date idea, but not for the first date
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• electric butt scratcher
• My fingers flow over a keyboard, but words jumble at my teeth
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints
• anger is honest but not truthful
• Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• laze but (user)
• Wylie & Oliver Emasculate Morrissey and Robert Smith (but Morrissey more)

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