Findings:
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- No, but I'll have a beer
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
- If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
- I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
- Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
- Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
- I have to check and see if they wear panties
- They Have a Word for It
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- nodeshells that can't be filled because they are locked and all of the editors have gone
- They have taken enough
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
- I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- They must have faces
- People want what they cannot have
- Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- But alas, I have no badger to offer you
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- I Meant to have but Modest Needs
- But I have seen the sun just once
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- Cryptic, but I'll take it
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- Wishfully think they have souls.
- I love you but I have to let you go
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- What Have They Done to the Rain
- They have no bones.
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- They could have saved Kevin
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- You stole what they would have given you
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- What Have They Done to the Rain?
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- My breasts are lame, they don't even have a built-in minibar
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
- have (user)
- Of diamonds and those that have them
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- We are the people we have been waiting for.
- I have Gaelic
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- What I have learned from being fired
- I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
- We have the right to use our bodies as weapons.
- have a cigar
- We have shuffled off this mortal coil
- Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- Belle of Belfast (I'll Tell My Ma)
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- I'll let you in on a secret
- Arkanoid 2 : Revenge of Doh
- Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- Skinny people have it bad, too
- You seek not what you have found
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- Cats don't have brakes
- Why have there been no great women artists?
- Motherboards need to have a standard labeling scheme
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
- Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
- Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
- I have no idea!! (user)
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
- For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
- Actors who have played Hitler
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
- If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- A List of Boys' Clothes I Have Stolen/Taken
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- Great holes secretly are digged where earth's pores ought to suffice, and things have learnt to walk that ought to crawl.
- computers have no feelings
- I am gambling with waffles glued to my head. I have nothing to lose.
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- I'll become what you became to me
- I'll get there when I get there
- I'll take that as a compliment
- I'll tell you something
- Rubenstein's Revenge
- Turkish revenge
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- Justice and piety have vanished
- Only open if you have already decided not to accept our offer.
- Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
- Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
- My lifetime goal is to have my own action figure
- CDs I have bought as a direct result of mp3
- Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
- My hands have lost their memory
- Have brain, will travel
- Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
- Finding out you have cancer
- Ack! I have a leftover bit!
- You have exactly two minutes left of your life
- My brain and I have never fully communicated
- If you have to ask, you can't afford it
- What to do if you have bad credit
- So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
- I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
- What do I have of my mother's?
- All cats have nine tails
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