Findings:

• The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
• The Man Who Would Be King
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• The Man and His Wife
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• England expects that every man will do his duty
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• The man of his times
• eternity would be boring
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• Life without music would be a mistake
• My man was shot for his sheep coat
• 101 Reasons footprints should knock his wife up
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• Ani and his wife Tutu play senet in the Other World
• Could man be drunk for ever
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Did Nixon beat his wife?
• No obstacle can overcome the spirit of a man determined to choke his chicken
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• The Biologist's Valediction to His Wife
• A man's got to know his limitations
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Blind man tying his shoes
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• A man and his own face
• his ability to be stubborn beyond comprehension
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• The Old Man and His Big Toe
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Whom I would declare war on
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• A man with a tapeworm up his nose
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• it would be hilarious if only
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
• Be a man
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
• The Fisherman and His Wife
• The Old Man and his Grandson
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• That I Would Be Good
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• The fact of a man being a poisoner is nothing against the quality of his prose.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• There needs to be a man page for females
• Mind without body
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• That would be me
• The man who refused to be King
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• In his autumn before the winter comes man's last mad surge of youth
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• what would it take to be serene again?
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• It takes a man to teach a man to be a man.
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• Tucker: The Man And His Dream
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• A man's home is his castle
• Is Death of a Salesman a tragedy and Willy Loman a tragic hero, or is his death merely the pathetic demise of a small man
• The old man and his bottle of spirits
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Where would America be without Canada?
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• Kissing a man all over his face
• Half-sour pickle
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Be your own man
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• The Man With the Child in His Eyes
• Mr. Mahoney and His Christian Wife
• YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
• I never thought it would be like this
• A Man Needs To be Told
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• A Conversation Between Danton, Robespierre, NapolĂ©on, Chabert, and his wife
• A mace to the face keeps every man in his place
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• "The Mos' Bes' Nize Man"
• His retribution is likely to be epic
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• The Huntsman's Letter To His Wife
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Just to see what it would be like
• chapters marked by love notes from another man's wife
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1597
• The night I saw a man get his head blown off
• man and wife
• The best kind of bartender
• A whimper would be fine
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• How Man creates his Gods
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• The Nice Painter and his Wife
• The Ten Commandments revised
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• My Uncle, on His 80th Birthday
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• I cried in his arms
• The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• bump bump bump my finger down his spine
• Rocco and his Brothers
• automaus reads its message inbox
• His face when she fell
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: V
• Charlie and His Orchestra
• The chestnut casts his flambeaux
• Satan and His Unholy Accountants
• I want to hear about his day in person
• Renaissance man
• Piano Man
• There once was a man from Nantucket
• The First Man
• The Third Man
• The Man Who Never Sleeps
• The Measure of a Man
• Mega Man 2
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied

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