Findings:
- I'm not racist but...
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- I'm poor, but I'm happy
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- but what's the moral of the story?
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- I'm cold, but I'm happy
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
- untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
- I'm not homophobic but...
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- Being a dickhead
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- I'm Waiting for the Man
- A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
- Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- I'm a Southern Baptist
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
- Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
- I'm going to run out of hints to drop
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
- I'm not a cold hard bitch
- My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
- The Idiot's Guide to the Transmutation of Morals
- Erst kommt das Fressen, dann kommt die Moral
- Science Has No Morals
- The Race for the Golden Helix
- A Race Through Dark Places
- Mud race
- There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
- caucus race
- Hey you with the pretty face, welcome to the human race
- Good from far, but far from good
- Straight but not Narrow
- Yard Butt
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Cryptic, but I'll take it
- Every programmer is incompetent but me.
- I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
- High school can kill you
- Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
- Everything but the kitchen sink
- Droopy Butt Begone!
- Not to die but to be reborn...
- Your Perl-Fu is Good, but My Perl-Fu is Best (e2poll)
- Not her voice, but the way her voice changes,
- There are women and tender children where those shells fall, but war is war.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
- This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- we will tear the world apart until it is nothing but fragments, and meaning will cease
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- Hands off, I'm special
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- I'm no Whitman...
- I'm the world's worst psychic
- I swear I'm not crazy
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- I'm Afraid of Malkavians (a parody)
- I'm The Pumpkin King (user)
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- I'm not a terrorist
- It's late, and I'm tired
- I'm Sas (user)
- My mom thinks I'm a satanist
- I feel like i'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
- i'm a million different people from one day to the next
- Hey, kid. I'm a computer.
- I'm not scared of your stolen power
- Moral Absolutism
- Gilligan's theory of women's moral development
- Quandary (user)
- slow and steady wins the race
- Wave Race 64
- Evolutionary Arms Race
- Torch race
- I used to be racist
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- Something Childish, but Very Natural
- Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
- I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
- Keep doing it, but don't call it that
- I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
- Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
- All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
- They've Got the Guns but We've Got the Numbers
- I love you but I have to let you go
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- The operation succeeded but the patient died
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- beautiful & sad but i know you already
- she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
- I love you, but it's cold out here
- But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- Books you haven't read in a while, but intend to read again
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- I'm a little ICBM
- I'm Going Home
- "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
- Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
- I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
- I'm Not Rappaport
- Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
- im in your pants (user)
- I feel like I'm being watched
- "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- I'm not a good girlfriend
- I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
- I'm on a diet!
- The things I'm most ashamed of
- I'm flier than a seagull
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- Criminal Code of Canada - Part V Sexual Offences, Public Morals and Disorderly Conduct
- the starry heavens above me and the moral law within me
- elder brother race
- Radar Rat Race
- Frog Race
- 1919 Chicago Race Riot
- Cheese Race
- race car g sfjsgsd
- butt naked
- Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- It hasn't been so long, but
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
- It's light but hard to carry
- I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
- If Thou But Suffer God to Guide Thee
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
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