Findings:

• The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
• The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
• The prequel and background info to the dream state that my life has become since I absconded
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Your IP address has been logged.
• Children of the Corny 4: My (Editor) log has something to tell you ...
• The Belgian King Has Left The Building, The End Of Belgium
• List of countries Belgium has bombed since the Cold War ended
• 1300
• Psalm 130
• Moby Dick - Chapter 130
• The Golden Sayings of Epictetus, 130
• Pipeline 130
• Issaquah 130
• crap
• natural crap
• What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
• Craps
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• All-in-One crap, iMacs pt deux
• How can people listen to that crap?
• Meaningful useless crap
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• Baby name books are crap
• Flying scares the crap out of me
• Crap migrates to my house
• The Ministry of Crap Design
• crap out
• That annoying, wailing crap that passes for soul these days
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• stock market analysts are full of crap
• Crap Hound
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• Confessions of a Crap Artist
• farm craps
• The Lord is my shepherd; I shall drive like crap
• Crap (user)
• It's all a bunch of tree-hugging hippie crap
• Craps No More
• Crap shooting
• Raise the crap
• That annoying, whining crap that passes for metal these days
• I'm Stupider Now: My Life at the Craps Table
• What a load of crap
• ha ha only serious
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• Ha
• Time has imprisoned us in the order of our years
• ha!
• Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
• UTC
• This Hour Has 22 Minutes
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• Has
• Hoo-ha
• Genius has its own etiquette
• the time has come
• The pile of shit has a thousand eyes
• Morning Has Broken
• MY life has no carrot
• The Universe said, Ha!
• has the X nature
• Something inside has died
• Andre the Giant Has a Posse
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• Windows has updated your clock as a result of Daylight Savings Time
• Satan has your nose
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• German grammar
• A real symmetric matrix has n eigenvalues
• Golf? Serene? HA!
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• On the Law that has Regulated the Introduction of New Species
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• great things he has taught us
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• The Soul has Bandaged moments-
• Naming Windows computers
• Where No Man Has Gone Before
• God has sent you this experience in order to deepen you
• It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
• Yom Hashoah
• Music Has the Right to Children
• The Heart Has its own Memory
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Evolution has never been observed
• This writeup has nothing to do with this title
• Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
• Everyone has a dead bird story
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Life has its course
• Life has more twists than a rope
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• The Eagle Has Landed
• How to find out if an egg has gone bad
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• Ebonics began with pirates
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Water has negative calories
• Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
• Who Has Seen the Wind?
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• Adolf Hitler has a Bacon number of 3
• The Path Has Vanished
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• Why did Bach never write an opera?
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• Fixing a water damaged cell phone
• The Rabbi has spoken!
• My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Canada has low self-esteem
• Linux is free only if your time has no value
• fewer has no opposite like less-more
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• The next revolution in music has not yet arrived
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• My warranty has run out
• Music need not be popular to be good
• E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
• Nodeshell as a term has got to go
• an nyong ha se yo
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• Life isn't all ha ha hee hee
• the hottest it has ever been
• a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• Elvis has left the building
• Has anybody seen my rose tinted spectacles?
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• Mr. T has fallen on hard times
• Has Your Soul Sipped?
• How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
• Everyone has an accent
• Your hair has turned white
• Autumn has come invisibly
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• 911 has an automated response
• September has such a feeling
• the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• proof that the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• God has no free will
• A community without shame has no future
• ne mo ha mo nai
• The etrix has you
• Little boy every man has hiding inside of him

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