Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "/msg drawkcab welcome to E2. {right side up} is kinda neat, but it neads hardlinks. read {Read Me First: Getting Started On E2} for that, and more. if you have any questions don't hesitate to ask."

• Archived E2 FAQ: Read Me First: Getting Started on E2 (document)
• Read Me First: Getting Started on Everything2
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Welcome to the First Annual Magnificent Maryland Renaissance Oktoberfest E2 Throwdown!
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• How to read Japanese characters in E2
• She asked me to read her a poem
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
• E2 egged me on
• E2 HTML tags : Quick Start
• I don't get many things right the first time
• Books to read before you give up on fantasy
• Eat it, don't read it
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Being accurate about the small things is more important than getting the story fundamentally right
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Does Everything2 have the Buddha nature?
• Old E2 Quick Start (document)
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Negative reviews are more fun to read than positive reviews
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• So, you want to change your hair color? Read this first!
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• Don't read song analyses
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't encourage people to read
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• E2 hardlinks and the ideal reader
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• don't believe everything you read on the internet
• The First Fantastic E2 Crossword Puzzle
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• More demographics of E2 (e2poll)
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• People who don't read
• E2 Quick Start
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• The envelope held fingernail parings and a note which read, "There are more where these came from"
• read to me
• Books to read before you give up on sci-fi
• How to read a federal civil rights complaint
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Read Me (collaboration)
• Right side up
• Books to read before you give up on crime fiction
• When I start to feel unfocused, I read TheDeadGuy
• The Right to Read
• Dear Doctor, I have Read your Play
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• a dozen books I should have read you
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Books you haven't read in a while, but intend to read again
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• dictated but not read
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• E2 Options: Don't default to writeup edit on e2nodes (document)
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• Problems with E2 user poetry
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Don't wait up for me
• i don't love e2. i love when it touches the ideal.
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• E2 drank my beer, and I don't think it's fair
• I don't know how to read science fiction
• I don't know why I read the newspaper
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• Wrap Up In Noder Love: An E2 Craft Project and Fundraiser
• The First Ever E2 Triple Noder Birthday Bash (and Central Florida Cabal gathering)!
• because I have given up any care
• You have the right to ask
• E2 Quest: More Than Walls
• Archived E2 FAQ: Back Up Your Work (document)
• The First E2 Poll (e2poll)
• The First Fantastic E2 Crossword Puzzle (solution)
• Archived E2 Quick Start (document)
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
• e2 is turning me into an alcoholic
• There will be no more stories to read
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• You don't have any real problems
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• Things people put up their butts
• No, but I'll have a beer
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me

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