Dearest Jet-Poop (and whomever else browses here):
I have decided to answer your call and these questions. I have tried to actually answer them honestly - at least, as honestly as someone like myself can muster. I do not particularly like introspection or even reminiscing and I like these things even less when I can barely remember what it is I am introspecting and reminiscing about.
1. What is your name?
mat catastrophe. No, it is not my legal…