• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• Voyeurism is so last year
• Being a dickhead
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• Dreams last for so long
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
• Last year was always better
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• You were always so good to me
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I'm so tough
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm so sorry
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• Don't stand so close to me
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't be an IM phantom
• First and Last and Always
• first impressions don't always count
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I'm Glad
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Why is it that the voice that you don't want to hear always seems the loudest?
• I don't always want you to be nice
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Today I'm glad I work in a diner
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• I wasn't always an atheist, and God wasn't always so disappointing
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• I'm always breathless when you call
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• So you don't have to
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• I don't care what you did last summer
• I'm glad you're here.
• I'm on my last go-round
• Don't take life so serious, son; it ain't nohow permanent
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• As always, the rifles have the last word
• I'm glad I'm white
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• A floor is so you don't fall in the hole your house is in
• Really, I am glad the romance is gone
• I'm sorry
• I'm going to be a Dad
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• I'm game
• i'm just a girl
• Though really, I'm waiting for you.
• I'm crying and I can't stop
• I'm Armed With Quarts of Blood
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm going to Disneyland
• I'm a verb; I do things.
• there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
• Zeit im Bild
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• John McCain is a Butthead; I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• Our last conversation
• My last sanctuary, violated!
• The Last Time I Saw Richard
• Last Caress
• Lisa's Last Laugh
• last orders
• The Last Man
• At Last the 1948 Show
• Court of last resort
• The Last Days of Judah
• The Last Einstein-Rosen Bridge
• Eddy Deco's Last Caper
• Last Night on Earth
• The last dog I ever gave my entire heart to break
• I miss you, damn you for being so damn amazing
• You're too young to be so old
• My generic "So you want to learn Linux..." speech
• So, you want to change your hair color? Read this first!
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• So (user)
• They always jump off the east side
• So Many Roads
• The Road Always Taken
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• In Los Angeles, something is always burning
• What's so wrong with eugenics anyway?
• an honest man is always in trouble
• Windows were never meant to flicker so much
• Always In Good Taste
• So her hat does not blow away
• Gravity Always Wins
• So young and already God is fading
• Evil always wins
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• The middleman always takes a cut
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• haylee is so hot (user)
• retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• So you want to be a telephone engineer
• I don't understand vegetarians
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• so my crowd was Catholic, Protestant, atheist, confused, and white
• No, don't click that!
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• Why programmers don't comment their code
• Sorry, we don't make that in YOUR size
• Don't mope, act!
• I don't want a calculator
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• don't waste punctuation
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl

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