• I'm not drinking any more
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• Would you like to know more?
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• They think I'm a god
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• I feel like I'm being watched
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I know more when I'm alone
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• People will do anything stupid if they read it on a sign
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• They Will Burn like Streaks of Gasoline on a Lawn
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• More kissing? More kissing? No one likes kissing this much!
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• The signs are more visible when you shroud yourself in doubt
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
• they seem each like a smile of great sweetness
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• They hum like angels
• Kissing is more like pie tasting than kissing
• I like my breasts the way they are
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• They moved like a river
• Since his eyes were like perfect packed suitcases
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• Painting a rock to make it look more like a rock
• They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• more like a destructive force of nature than a teacher
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• I feel like i'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• They dropped like flakes, they dropped like stars
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• some summers they drop like flies
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• What's it like having a curved penis?
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• Why men like lesbians
• Soup that eats like a meal
• Shopping for groceries like a seven-year-old kid
• Like a Virgin
• Passing the baby around like a peace pipe
• Snooding like there's no tomorrow
• What's It Like to Live on Death Row?
• You felt like home
• Kind of Like Spitting
• I'd Like To Go Alone
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Green into yellow into orange, like leaves
• What It Feels Like for a Girl
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• She is like a kaleidoscope, a strange attractor, a superstition
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• Nothing suceeds like success
• It's like Lance in space
• How to Dance like a Junglist
• Some days it seems like the sun is landing on the earth
• The truth is like a sinking star. Follow it over the horizon, the way gazelles follow rain.
• eyed me like a female mantis
• What really matters is what you like, not what you are like
• Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
• the time I felt like a real man
• Smile Like You Mean It
• Electro-tango sounds like elevator music
• and the people look like flowers at last
• These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• We need more barbers, Goddammit
• More David Hewson Idiocy
• One More Night
• It takes more muscles to frown than to smile
• Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
• More Real Than Reality
• Everything and More
• Need to get out more
• Quick tips for Google
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• someone much more (user)
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• There's more of gravy than of grave about you
• The Chatterbox allows only one answer to the question "should I breed?"
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• "42" is even to any base
• Sign o' the Times
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Baldness is a sign of virility
• Grated Fezilla and green olives add the perfect zing to any old pasta dish!
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• How to turn any number into a 9
• Suicidal warning signs
• Is it any surprise that the Almighty chose to strike at a town on the opposite side of the country?
• Wear and abuse as signs of quality
• How the bitter old fart chased away the last fair child with any kindness in her heart and declared himself in the greatest ghost town ever created: a parable
• Signs Of Life
• The best thing since sliced bread
• Im-
• My cats think I'm a God
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• The Harder They Come
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• They said no
• I'm living my life vicariously through my roommate
• They Say That Hope is Happiness
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• I'm a Southern Baptist
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• I'm Alone
• They are building a fence around the sidewalk

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