Findings:

• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books.
• Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
• he says
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• He had something to say. He said it.
• I didn't say he ate your dog
• The "He can't tell the difference" beer commercial
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• Even as he laid dying in my arms
• Even my faults he adores
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing what he reads
• He says she says
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books
• He brings me books like flowers
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
• I can't operate this robot; he is my son
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• He says the most beautiful things
• some say he was never here at all
• I like the way he reads poetry
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• each book has us creating a fresh work as we read it into being
• A man feared that he might find an assassin
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Books GhettoAardvark Should Read (category)
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• So, he's leaving
• He Knows Not Their Names
• Sorry, I can't hear what you say
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• He never returned
• Song of the Sorceress
• He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• Xiao Sha Lao He!
• What He Suffered
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Completely implausible circumstances, even by comic book standards
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• Don't say yes if you can't say no
• Words we can't say anymore
• Books to read before you give up on fantasy
• Ancient Arrowhead
• He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• Li He
• He
• Books kthejoker Read In 2008 (category)
• A Quick One (While He's Away)
• He fled
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• In your guts you know he's nuts
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• More than he was willing to give
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
• mad he (user)
• If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy
• He and she are one
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• Books Glowing Fish Read in 2010 (category)
• a dozen books I should have read you
• read this book
• British Book Award for Best Read of the Year
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• so pretentious I can't even breathe
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Why can't you read in dreams?
• Spy satellites can't read your license plate
• The Book I Haven't Read
• he/she
• He's Jack
• He's Gone
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• He Is Born
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• he just died
• He flew an A-10 Thunderbolt
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• He Really Wasn't That Great
• He giggles, as he wiggles
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• "Fill it in", he said.
• He Hudas not pay
• In Your Heart You Know He's Right
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• he o hitte shiri tsubome
• The Man He Killed
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• Surely he would remember this
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• He who smelt it, dealt it
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• He flops over and bonks his head
• He ain't heavy, he's my brother
• He (user)
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He and She
• He's not heavy, he's just lame
• Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
• He loves me, he loves me not
• read a book to kindergarteners
• Books to read before you give up on crime fiction
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• "The books with the simpler titles are usually harder to read"
• read a book, you sexy orphan
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Books you haven't read in a while, but intend to read again
• Books Hazelnut Read Because You Should Also (category)
• Books to read before you give up on sci-fi
• The Ten Things You Can't Say in America
• you can't break even
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• since then it's been a book you read in reverse
• I can't say anything to you.
• even if I can't forgive, I can still let go of it
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• we read from the book as it is written
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• he who (user)
• It was hard to say hello. It was even harder to say goodbye.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• He is radical and funky fresh!
• I'd rather read a book
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• hes (user)
• s/he
• He said, expecting the answer no
• Why Johnny Can't Read
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• Don't Go Out the Door
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• great things he has taught us
• He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• buildings so tall you can't even see the tops of them
• He's a good guy friend
• When I Read the Book
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• BQN: He said. - Epilogue
• Yi he quan
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• he'
• Why won't he call?
• Surah 80 He Frowned!

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