Findings:

• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• all the cute guys will be there
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• Will I be given that chance?
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Mind without body
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• I will be in my trailer!
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• I will not move my army without onions!
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Card counter
• A woman will do anything if she loves you.
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• Do what you will. I will
• do without
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• The revolution will not be webcast
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• The television will not be revolutionized
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• Warning: Will ferment and turn into wine
• I will be silent as I wait
• The good crew will know what its captain would do
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Where would America be without Canada?
• wana do shot (user)
• If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• It will be good when I am leader
• Do not use the toaster: It will catch on fire
• England expects that every man will do his duty
• will do (user)
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• I will always be weird inside
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• The revolution will not be televised
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• You never think it will be the ducks
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• Everything will be alright
• People will do anything stupid if they read it on a sign
• Fifty works of English Literature we could do without
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• There will be no more stories to read
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• What did men do to deserve "I Will Survive"?
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• node that will be my legacy
• I will do science to it
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• The next life will be better
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• They will be lucky for you. Allah favors the compassionate.
• Carl Everett
• Who Will Be There
• Someday, I will be strong
• You will be assimilated
• Boys will be boys
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Will I cease to be
• Things that you will do in an emergency situation
• If it be your will
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Lucky happy Japan nodermeet 2009! Do to come! You will take enjoy.
• I fear I will be nothing
• Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Squids will be Squids
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• There will never be another you
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Even the dead will not be safe
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• The Revolution will be televised
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• The end will be a sellout
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• Life without music would be a mistake
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• Can the Cross be Saved?
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• the world will be remade in our image
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• It will never be just you
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• There will be time
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• twelve ways to do and be is enough for cats
• What life after death will really be like
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next

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