Findings:

• Dreamy things people have said to me
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• Have One On Me
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• What have you done for me lately?
• Things video games have taught me
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• Could you have danced with me?
• Dogs that have owned me
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• You have no power over me
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• It could have been me
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• Turn me on, Dead Man
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• If you can catch me, you can keep me
• call me a poet
• It's important for me to remember these things
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Wake me up if you still want me
• Red Dwarf insulted me
• There's a certain silence driving me mad
• Bring me porn, give me swinging doors
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• gothic me (user)
• Get Behind Me Satan
• What the dust told me
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• Tell me about my contradictions
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• What have you been smoking?
• Sing me songs of nights to come
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
• She doesn't need me anymore
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• I can feel you forgetting me
• Tell me a story about brains
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• call me hiroshima
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• The revolution is over, and we have lost
• please let me in (user)
• What have I to fear, leaning on the everlasting arms?
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• you would have been
• Me versus Mental Health Problems
• consoles should have trackballs
• Ack! Instant grits have fouled my keyboard!
• Ack! I have a leftover bit!
• Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
• the real me
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• Penis for a day
• My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
• Astro City #5
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• Mrs. Brown, You Have a Lovely Daughter
• I want to have dinner with Shakespeare
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• Pon Summons the King to Surrender
• Houston, this is god. We have a problem.
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• How to have a Scotch Tasting
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• it's mine, and you can't have it
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• The Monkeys Have Trouble
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• Write-up appears to have achieved sentience. Security Protocol B-3L9 activated.
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• What We Have Known
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• Rape Me
• Cut me a switch, boy!
• Someone please kill me
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Whoever You Are Holding Me Now in Hand
• How the Sphere encouraged me in a Vision
• Wait, Wait... Don't Tell Me!
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• They Flee From Me
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• I know they are watching me
• Come home with me
• Send me a check for eleven cents
• Indemnify and Save Me Harmless!!!
• On the subject of me losing my shit
• Every time you see me, I need a hug
• People without spines annoy me.
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• Thanksgiving for your average noder (except me, of course)
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Accept Me
• You Can Count on Me
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Make me one of you
• Red Roses for Me
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Thinking that the wisteria is making me homesick
• Do not blame me, Miss Gorgeous, if I regard you with suspicion
• What's in it for me?
• She loved me for my maths
• You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
• Bring Me The Head Of Boba Fett
• Touch Me You Fool
• Me and Edith Head
• The Me Nobody Knows
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Pandora sent it to me, C.O.D.
• You know you want me, baby!
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• ender will save me (user)
• its me (user)
• let me know who you are now.
• think of me now
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• Delirious with me, rhapsodize
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Imagine Me and You
• your poetry inspired me to make this really practical item
• i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Sweet Dreams (You & Me)
• Questions I have had today
• let me speak please (user)
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
• I have a bad feeling about this
• gwapo me (user)
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• can you get enough of me?
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• My backyard considers me

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