Here's the stuff we found when you searched for ""Ohgaaawdnonononono...No, please, no, I don't wanna die!" A sound like a man driving a knife through a side of beef. A very femenine shriek. Another horrible ripping noise, and the scream gets louder and louder and LOUDER..."

• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• Louder Than War
• Get vaccinated. Don't die.
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Actions speak louder than words
• Those Don't Sound Like Bats
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• you don't love like a cold-weather man
• Louder Than Love
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• Louder Than Bombs
• higher, faster, louder!
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• Dr. Curry and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
• Like drugs and alcohol, romance and Cafe Coco don't mix
• E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• A Day No Pigs Would Die
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• Please don't send your resume
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• Rape committed by women
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• I hope I get old before I die.
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• One man's trash is another man's treasure
• I don't know what she's thinking. She's very mysterious.
• Please don't peel the sweet corn
• Every minute dies a man
• People don't flail when they die
• We Can all Die Like This
• You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Another Side of Bob Dylan
• No, don't click that!
• Please don't bring your kids
• I don't think I like love
• Please don't smoke the mystery bag
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I don't like moving.
• I don't want to die
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• Another miserable day at my horrible high school
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Please Don't Bury Me
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• Don't clap too loudly; it's a very old world.
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• You don't leave anyone alone in a monkey knife fight
• No, I don't have channel 11
• OH NO YOU DON'T
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
• To die by your side
• The Old Man I didn't see die
• Is there anything more British than a man sick on beef?
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• i wanna die
• The Man From Another Place
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Please don't feed the troll
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• I don't see like you
• I don't like my smile
• Stoned music memories
• I don't think I like your system
• Problems with E2 user poetry
• emotions others don't get to see
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I don't feel very proud
• Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• I dont no (user)
• Die Another Day
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• don't need no credit card to ride this train
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• I don't get many things right the first time
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• love like you don't need the money
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• The future like another country, and a ticket in my hand
• You need trepanation like you need another hole in your head
• Please don't grab at my notebook, my love
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• Don't say no
• Don't let me die nervous
• Old video games don't die
• A man who will not die for something is not fit to live
• Too much living is no way to die
• I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
• Die Please (user)
• I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
• It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there
• Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
• A day when no child is murdered or dies of hunger or preventable disease
• Once I helped a man die
• Why the Man must die
• I hope I die before I get old
• What it must feel like to die
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• this is what it feels like to die
• Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• To withhold forgiveness from a person is like drinking poison and waiting for them to die.
• When true love dies, there are no paparazzi
• This week, Jen's got a new man, or, another take on some algebraic properties
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Please don't apologize for your identity
• I don't like the drugs
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Why I don't like enlightenment
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• The horrible realization that you don't matter
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• I Don't Wanna Leave You On The Farm
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Somewhere north of Houston, there is a short smelly man that I don't care for
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• We don't need no education
• Work like you don't need the money
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• one man's summer is another woman's winter
• If you don't like it, leave
• The Circle of Life is complete. Please insert another quarter
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• Don't bring a knife to a gunfight

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