Here's the stuff we found when you searched for ""Objects in mirror are far better than you realized. Way to go, Asshole.""

• A simple way to go faster than light that does not work
• Objects in mirror are closer than they appear
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• There's no better mirror than a child
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
• passion is far more important than money
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Your enthralling radiance lights the way for those less lucid than you
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• better late than never
• You aren't better than human
• Better Than Garbo
• Which way did the bicycle go?
• malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man
• how far do you want to go?
• better than natural
• Nothing says "Science!" better than a long series of graphs and charts
• Two heads are better than one
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• My Senses Work Better Than Yours
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• far more reliable than the mercurial recollections of KGB defectors
• The way your eyes smiled way bigger than your mouth
• Teaching kids greater and less than
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• Circular chips are better than triangular chips
• a crust of bread is better than nothing
• The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
• I tried to write a node better than this and failed.
• My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
• Rebeca Martinez
• Better Than Tofurkey: a vegan main dish that doesn't suck (wild rice and vegetables cooked in a pumpkin)
• Hugs and drugs are better than hugs or drugs
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Far and further away. This is the only way I still want you.
• Don't trust anyone too far away to hit
• Better than kicking him into next week
• It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
• Go then. There are other worlds than these.
• I understand. As far as I can go, we'll go together.
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• What a Way to Go
• A modem is better than nothing
• There's more than one way to skin a cat
• Better Than Ezra
• Even better than the real thing
• Unhelpful in More Than One Way
• Way To Go Home
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• There were times better than this
• The Age in Which We Tried To Find A Better Way to Kill Everybody
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Half a loaf is better than none
• a better way to fall in love
• Your Scars Were Better Than Mine
• A simple and naive way to make the world a better place
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• Much better than a piss test
• a little bit is better than nothing at all
• Better him than me
• Better Than Bouillon
• Things that are better than sex
• It's better to burn out than to fade away
• Better Dead Than Red
• Treatment of corporations
• The book is better than the movie
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• The Way Things Go
• Laziness is the way to go
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• It'd be an interesting way to go
• An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
• Ideas are better than apples
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• CD vs. vinyl
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• our machines don't go that way
• That great feeling when the dice go your way
• Remembering the future in a different way than we remember the past
• It doesn't get any better than this
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
• Why cats are better than dogs
• A better model than the one at data general
• Better than Life
• I can do much better than this
• A determination to do better than
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• we should listen to the birds. they've been here far longer than we
• long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• I like the curves far better
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Music that sounds better backward than forward
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
• my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
• What can be better than that?
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• better than a living will
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• Better Than Chocolate
• Oh, Better Far to Live and Die
• better than the best
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• Tickling is better than sex
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Are we better than everything else?
• why internet relationships are better than real relationships
• painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
• Some Days are Better than Others
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• better off with him than here with me
• all other times are better than 6 am
• Better blatant than latent
• Some better way to say goodbye
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• What Everything does better than anything else
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• Ducks are better than rabbits
• Original better than the sequel
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• Not very sterile, but better than dead
• There is probably a better explanation than the insidious hand of Big Stall
• Better safe than sorry
• it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• leave it better than you found it
• I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
• better than half my insides
• Don't You Go to Far Zamboanga
• Far too many ways to name your meat
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• better than 2 (user)
• sometimes it's better that way
• better than Radiohead
• Indigenous people are better than you
• Undertaker, Nortel sells better than you do
• I'm far too hammered to realize this is a bad idea
• My nowhere is better than your nowhere
• Better than Sex
• Better Than Sex Cake
• Better Than Sex Cake II
• Water goes down the drain the same way in Australia
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• for() is better than while()
• Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• The dwarves from Chrono Cross are a bunch of assholes
• asshole (user)
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• Better Living Through Chemistry
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• Six Ways to Sunday
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You

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