Findings:
- MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- Your kindness makes me feel awful
- Thirty-one year old Lincoln makes a political blueprint, January, 1840
- Things that make me feel feminine
- My SUV makes me feel important!
- War is a game played by old men with other people's sons
- Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
- Mere thoughts of a life like that
- Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- you make me think of death
- My parents conspire to make me a porn star
- Deliver me from bloodguiltiness
- Stoned music memories
- My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
- Make Me Bad
- A teenage son to his father
- Excerpts from the Marion Barry Crack Tape
- Drop Kick Me Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
- When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
- They Flee From Me
- I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
- The 40 Year Old Virgin
- Home Recording on a Budget: Make Me Scream
- The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
- People just expect things from me
- An American in Tours
- The thought that kept me awake
- It makes lots of sense to me. Unfortunately, that's what hurts the most.
- This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
- Make me one with everything
- The Revenge of the Teenage Vixens from Outer Space
- That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
- The difficulty of spelling words from other languages
- if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
- Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life for Me)
- in her other life
- You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
- When I was ten years old
- That one makes me scream, she said
- 17 year old virgin (user)
- Missing your flight from the other side of the planet
- These and many other thoughts fill my mind while I lie recovering
- O Me! O Life!
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- How do you make a life matter?
- You Bring Life to Me
- What it feels like to eject from a jet fighter
- When the Year Grows Old
- Make me care
- Make Me a Channel of Your Peace
- The music that makes me think of New York
- I thought you loved me
- Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
- Ma'am, we thought you should know: Your son is a homo sapien
- Don't take that tone with me, son
- Tell me of good things that are happening in life
- Dave Barry
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- What makes me beautiful
- Moments that make parenting a joy
- In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
- "Make your bed" the old lady said
- That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
- Take it from me
- We Are The Boys From Old Florida
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Back from the Sewers
- Beau Woes and Other Problems of Modern Life
- 16 year old
- Don't take life so serious, son; it ain't nohow permanent
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
- Cheap brandy makes me love you and vomit
- 17 year old virgin_root (category)
- I thought I'd take a walk today. It's a mistake I sometimes make.
- does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
- "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
- The most direct path in my soul, is from me to you
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- me mate dave (user)
- pinch yourself in other places and feel worse
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
- Expecting other people's children to make the sacrifice
- A Fantastic story from an old guy
- Letter from Seiji Koga to a supposed son of Florian Von Banier, dated 1840
- Tended Phoenix years from secret lair
- Odd facts of life I learned from Math
- my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
- I am eighteen years old
- Getting my blood drawn makes me cry
- Things on e2 other than XP that will make you happy
- The world's geek population makes me weep with despair and frustration
- Don't Make Me Think
- earn it. make me love you.
- I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
- My life goal, unfulfilled
- When life gives you lemons make lemonade
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Make me one of you
- Makes Me Wanna Holler
- Excerpt from the diary of a teenage sociopath
- An Evening Among Headhunters and Other Reports From Roads Less Traveled
- Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
- It feels like my life is out of sync
- 15 years old
- I can feel you forgetting me
- Who wants a (me thinking of you whilst doing something) from the nubile ToasterLeavings
- Don't make me come to Vegas
- graveyards make me wet
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- I became a fish and a hundred years passed in a blurred stream. I remember it from long ago.
- If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
- My life has suddenly been decided for me
- Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
- Nodes which sarcastically argue a point in order to make the other side look foolish are funny
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
- A Letter from the Powers of the Universe Concerning Love and Other Such Things
- Counting from Ten and Other Stories
- Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- On Youth and Old Age, On Life and Death, On Breathing
- Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
- Creation: Life and how to make it
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- life goes on easy for me, most of the time
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- Take me from home
- The shape of me and other stuff
- Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
- simple answers make me insane
- Is the fact of your certain death enough to prevent you from enjoying life?
- Exporting Wavefront Objects from Lightwave 5.5 to Other Software Packages
- Portrait of Samuel Beckett As a 10 Year Old Kid
- "I want to make the milk," or, More Tales from Youth
- Thoughts upon life's travails
- The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
- Some people feel the rain, others just get wet
- Old chestnut: Coins to make a dollar
- MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
- Bush and Gore Make Me Wanna Ralph
- She told me I'd make a good Satan
- when trafficking in HOT NAKED PICS OF 18 YEAR OLD SLUTS, consider your sources carefully
- Songs that are blatantly stolen from other songs
- Part One: We Learn from Each Other
- On Youth and Old Age, On Life and Death, On Breathing 2
- Dave Barry's Book of Bad Songs
- you make my life a little harder than it has to be
- Let me feel that
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- Seven Years Old, in the YMCA Pool
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- far be it from me
- everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
- My inability to effectively express my thoughts is driving me crazy
- he kissed me for a year and a half
- Love me for calling you stupid: a thought for activists
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
- Bring Me to Life
- Dave Barry Does Japan
- That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
- away from me
- Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
- Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
- This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- Drawn from Life
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