Findings:
- 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- You're All I Need to Get By
- "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
- You're a daywalker you might not get it
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- By way of a eulogy
- Address by the President to the Nation on the Way Forward in Iraq
- You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
- I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
- There and Back Again: Eating Our Way from Bag End to the Grey Havens, A Hobbit's Tale
- The British get freaked out by American nonchalance regarding capital punishment
- Getting rid of start menu items
- How to get hit by a car
- The easiest way to get a job
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- car back seat
- The Sightless find Their way by the Warmth
- Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
- Flying by the seat of your pants
- The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- Life sucks, get a helmet
- Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
- By the Time I Get to Phoenix
- You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
- Wearing embarrassing underwear is the best way to get laid
- The Get Back project
- ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
- Problems that go away by themselves come back by themselves
- By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- Sometimes we dreamers just get in the way
- Saying You're a Lesbian to Get Men to Leave You Alone
- Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home.
- Do fat men get fat dicks?
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- My new way to get there
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
- Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
- Back seat of a Volkswagen
- The anti-insomnia powers of a 4 door with a large back seat
- what do you get if you multiply six by nine
- back seat driver
- Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
- Our music is in place of breadcrumbs to find our way back
- Putting a duvet cover back on by yourself
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- How to get a first class seat in economy class
- Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Life sucks. Get over it.
- If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
- Where The Shock Sets In And The Stomach Acid Finds A New Way To Make You Get Sick
- We are all starstuff, billion year-old carbon; got to get ourselves back into The Garden
- No Sir! Nobody is driving, we're all in the back seat!
- spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
- Psalm 69: The Way To Succeed and the Way to Suck Eggs
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
- If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
- Ways to Say you're done
- Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
- You're a dick
- I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
- Back seat of a car
- I Wanna Go Back to Dixie
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 15
- turn off the instrumentation and fly by the seat of your pants - an exercise in dead reckoning
- Doutzen Kroes gets rejected by Darwin Dating
- By Way of Explanation
- Arguing my way to get an arranged marriage
- You're Gonna Get Yours
- 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
- Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
- By the Way
- Amidala Got Back
- There's nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home
- The Unreasonable Effectiveness of Mathematics
- Life gets in the way of words
- Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
- You're going home in the back of an ambulance
- You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
- An easy way to get out of going to church
- money-back guarantee
- Eating only rice to get by
- Forgiving our Fathers
- I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
- Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
- Impressionistic "paintings" by way of photography
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 14
- Erected upon weakened ground, finally gave way
- So, you're gonna get laid off?
- Type my letter, get my coffee, suck my dingdong
- Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- I am an impediment. I am here to get in your way.
- Cannibalism and other fun ways to get rid of Rats
- Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
- I hope my pony knows the way back home
- Life sucks, then you die, then you come back
- An open letter to Dick Wolf, re: bringing back Bolander
- By the way, where'd you meet him?
- Back By Popular Demand
- Our words are backed by nuclear weapons
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 26
- Ways to get random numbers
- Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
- this way, that way, the other way, and back
- Melinda goes back in time and I get to watch
- Get back to where you once belonged
- Zip him back up, he sucks.
- What to do if you're stopped by the police
- Solving a system of equations by back substitution
- By the way, those chairs, they spin
- You can get to my heart by making me cry
- Miles per gallon
- case by case
- The 85 ways to tie a tie
- Roadkilled by a Blimp
- the best way to sit at and use your computer
- Slowly seduced by the impending night
- The Way Is Shut
- accuracy by volume
- My crotchless bunny rabbit suit goes all the way to eleventy
- Two old ladies by the bus stop
- Sometimes it be's that way
- Stories by younger relations
- Pointing the Way
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Secret Service Frequencies by User Name
- These aren't the droids you're looking for
- Opening Statement on Campaign Finance Reform by Senator John McCain
- You're too young to be so old
- Kafka's "The Judgment" as read by Deleuze and Guattari
- You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown
- Dissed by a five year-old
- You're never around when I need you
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter II
- You're never far from the sound of an engine
- The Sadness of Onaesia
- You're like a brother to me
- Design by Numbers language reference
- You're a Lady
- trial by duel
- You're pretty when you're quiet
- My War Gone By, I Miss It So
- Tag, you're dead
- Fucked by the woman of your dreams
- you're waiting with your heart in hand
- Statement by Henry Olonga and Andy Flower
- Jumped by a Zen master
- Playing by Heart
- Day by Day
- Incarnation, a poem (or something) by polyseeme
- Outside the Circle of Trust: A Guide for Teens Untrusted by Parents
- nearly default zen not by ascorbic (stylesheet)
- I want to marry all of my close friends and live in a big house together by an angry sea
- haunted by nodeshells, like pronouns signifying other worlds
- Now my bed has been crushed by nodeshells
- Philip K. Dick
- Moby Dick - Chapter 1
- Moby Dick - Chapter 33
- Moby Dick - Chapter 65
- Moby Dick - Chapter 97
- Moby Dick - Chapter 129
- Dick Hyman
- Compact Dick (user)
- Richard of York gave battle in vain
- Monkey Gave Me a High Five
- Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
- Get your filthy hands off my desert
- How to get rid of a telemarketer
- Get one's goat
- Getting free pizza
- I won't get over it until people get over Jesus
- How to get a date
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- Can't we all just get along?
- Herbs to get in touch with the element of air
- I really have to get out of this fucking country
- How to get more change than you deserve
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- How to get to sleep
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