Findings:
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- He Was a Crook
- And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- making certain he was touching her
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- At least he was gentle
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- He was found
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- He Was Only Joking
- the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- Death was a part of me then, too.
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- He brings me books like flowers
- That's Just How He Was
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- he was a punk poet himself
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- More than he was willing to give
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- I Was Looking at the Ceiling And Then I Saw the Sky
- I married him because he was not mean
- I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
- His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
- This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
- I lived in interesting times, came to the attention of those in power, and found what I was looking for.
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- I didn't say he ate your dog
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- All he left her was alone
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- he taught me to fly then took away my sky
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- some say he was never here at all
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- I'm wishing Jesus was here again
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- The day he gave me a lift
- The time my father caught me having sex
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- The sun was caught playing unashamedly in her auburn hair, setting our world on fire with giddiness
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- she, he, and me
- he likes to watch you walk
- He loves me, he loves me not
- Jesus He Knows Me
- He called me Sarah once
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- if he's not here, then where?
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- he's like someone living in a dream
- He Hate Me
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- he smokes like a cello plays
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- he that is not with me is against me
- He taught me how to smoke
- He smokes like a fish and drinks like a chimney
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- and now forever frozen in time he
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- He Looked Like the Summer
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
- I didn't want to know where I was conceived
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- I didn't know such things when I was young
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- he calls me monster
- he calls me girly (user)
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- and slowly, stealthily, and half sideways looking, he placed the loaded musket’s end against the door.
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- He that is not with me is against me.
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
- He has redefined me, again and again
- I like the way he reads poetry
- He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
- He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
- He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- For my brother, in the event he finds me
- as if he didn't exist
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